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DUmmie FUnnies 06-14-06 (DUmmies Implode Over Canceled Fitzmas)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 14, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/14/2006 11:36:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The frustration level over their stolen Fitzmas is causing a massive implosion in DUmmieland. This DUmmie THREAD titled, "I can't take you (DU) anymore!!" is but one of many such threads expressing frustration over their stolen Fitzmas. I can only imagine the DUmmie savaging of Pied Piper Pitt if/when he returns to DUmmieland. After all, it was Pitt and his disciple, Jason Leopold, who set the DUmmies off in victory celebrations last month when TruthOut boldly announced that the indictment of Karl Rove had ALREADY happened on May 12. I guess Patrick Fitzgerald had a sense of humor when he let Karl Rove know, EXACTLY a month later on June 12, that he would NOT be indicted. However, the DUmmies aren't laughing. They are ANGRY and FRUSTRATED as you can see. So let us now watch the DUmmies lash out at the world in general in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if it is time to start placing Pied Piper Pitt's photo on milk cartons, is in the [brackets]:

I can't take you (DU) anymore!!

[Let the Primal Screaming BEGIN!!!]

enough. F*CKING ENOUGH!!!!! Why the f*ck is everyone attacking Fitzgerald? Leopold? The Keebler Elves??? what the f*ck is going on around here?????????

[It's called "implosion."]

Everyone is attacking everyone. It's freaking me out!!!

[I find it highly entertaining.]

We are soooo frustrated !!!

[You are! You are!]

You just don't understand what's going on here..... It's the "Shit Dogs" against the "F*ck Wits" against whatever other "epithets" were thrown at "Innocent DU'ers" that's at stake here.Dammit! It's our REPUTATIONS that have been sullied and called into DISHONOR by "IDIOT MEDIA WHORES!!!!" Now, you gotta understand how some of us could get a little "worked up" about that........No?

[So which team are you on? The S-Ds or the F-Ws?]

Sundown is coming. The elves and the Brides of Dracula will rise up from their crumb-covered crypts and wander out into the DU graveyard, looking for fresh blood to keep their insane conspiracy theories alive, to make Janon Leopold a paragon of journalistic integrity, talent, and virtue, and truthout.org a website with a shred of credibility. They will, of course, fail, and get really testy about it. Especially those damn elves, who leave trails to the crypts for fresh brides and newly-minted delusional with long teeth.

[Methinks you've snorted a bit too much of Tinkerbell's Pixie Dust.]

I got tired of the screaming banshees who seem to think Leopold's story was gospel and pointing out its 100% inaccuracies was somehow character assassination of someone at truthout. Their pathetic clusterf*cks went nowhere, so I decided to live life and wait for the inevitable to happen. Today, it did. Didn't take long. This is one-month anniversary of Leopold's claim of that 'secret indictment.' And then, yesterday, that "Sealed v. Sealed" article someone sent me - well, that was funnier than you can imagine. There are only about several thousand docket entries called "Sealed v. Sealed" at the Federal Courthouse in DC. Yep, that Leopold and truthout are real pros.

[There's still hope. Jason Leopold still hasn't completed his investigation into the stools of Robert Luskin's cat.]

Nah, dontcha know???? Rove has already been tried and convicted in a Star Chamber. He is serving a long sentence at Gitmo. But before they shipped him off, he was cloned. As a result, the "Rove" who appeared at last night's fundraiser was the clone. The real KKKarl is down in Cuba learning Arabic and the Koran.

[Wrong. The real KKKarl is in Colorado disguised as a female leftwing college professor leaving an envelope full of dog poop in the mailbox of a Republican congresswoman.]

I think this place has been infiltrated by PAID disrupters, imho. Probably from freep repukelicon!

[The going salary for LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS is $20 per hour.]

I'm wondering if there is a 'divide and conquer' plan at work

[More like a 'divide and laugh' plan.]

Hang in there if you can. This morning when I got up I started to hide all the Rove threads. I realized it was futile, so I'm ignoring them instead. I posted this morning that we needed to lay off on Truthout, but my posting was pretty much ignored completely. It's a hard time when we have been so royally screwed. I wish that it were true, but they managed to manipulate us this time. Please don't leave for good or anything. We're all angry and we have a right to be. We've been had. But that doesn't put on the mat in defeat.

[Ben Burch has already sent you a formal invitation for a royal screwing.]

as far as Leopold and Pitt and Ash and Truthout... They screwed up big time, tried to cover their asses in a most embarrassing manner and won't even come clean about it. We attack the main stream media for this kind of shoddy reporting and behavior all the time and need to hold alternative media to the same standards.

[Remember, Pied Piper Pitt checked out and verified all of Leopold's sources in triplicate.]

Um, because Leopold f*cked us over. There's no conspiracy here, and we're not freepers. But Leopold's behavior was reprehensible and he deserves the scorn. And we deserve an apology.

[What's the matter? Weren't you satisfied with Pied Piper Pitt's almost invisible partial birth apology buried deep inside the multi-volume "penitence" thread?]

Its called 'Frustration Overload" ......... ..... this too shall pass.

[No it won't because you've got "Frustration Constipation" and you can't pass that load.]

well, I'm not attacking Fitz but I think "FITZMAS" was a lot of hogwash

[That didn't stop almost every DUmmie from breaking out the bubbly on the formal announcement of Fitzmas Accomplished last month.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cialeak; fitzmas; frustrationoverload; jasonleopold; karlrove; patrickfitzgerald; truthout; willpitt
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To: cripplecreek

It's hard NOT to enjoy this..........

After YEARS of Lies, hate, intimidation and race-baiting, the Left is FINALLY getting thier just deserts......

And watching as their heads explode is pure entertainment. The absolute inability to accept that they have been LIED to by a bunch of Gay Leftists out for thier CASH is just incredible......


101 posted on 06/14/2006 1:00:37 PM PDT by tcrlaf (Liberalism-What a Pagan Religion...)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks again for the great laughs PJ-C! I don't add much to the discussion but read the Dummy Funnies everyday and they just keepn getting more and more entertaining.
Keep up the great work, You Da Man!


102 posted on 06/14/2006 1:12:03 PM PDT by JerseyDvl (If you can read this; Thank a Teacher. If you can read it in English; Thank a Veteran.)
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To: PJ-Comix

This just gets better and better... They're beginning to eat their own.

Frankly, as many times as PPP has been unbeliveably wrong, it wouldn't surprise me if he's a LFT.

I just have to wonder just how many caustic e-mails you get from DUmmies and KOmmies... BTW, KOmmie KOmics has a neat ring to it, don't you think?


103 posted on 06/14/2006 1:30:20 PM PDT by rock_lobsta
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To: PJ-Comix
From the TruthLaidBear FAQ:

How do I get my blog listed on the Ecotraffic pages?

Do the following:
- Register your blog with the Ecosystem if you haven't done so already
- Add the SiteMeter counter to your weblog
- Ensure that your SiteMeter counter's Privacy Level is set to 'Normal'. You can access this setting via the 'Manager' menu of Sitemeter: this allows other users (and the Ecosystem) to see your SiteMeter statistics.

104 posted on 06/14/2006 1:42:24 PM PDT by Severa (I can't take this stress anymore...quick, get me a marker to sniff....)
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To: Severa

I just checked and my sitemeter privacy setting is on "normal" already." Well, I sent them a message and should be getting a reply soon. Right now my stats show that I should be within the top 1000 range. That doesn't sound like a big deal but considering there are MILLIONS of blogs out there it would still put me in the TOP 1 percent in terms of Blog traffic. Actually it would put me in the top 0.1 percentile. Of course, I won't rest until the DUmmie FUnnies are in the Top 100 of all Blogs in terms of traffic.


105 posted on 06/14/2006 2:03:09 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
I hate to be a broken record on these DUFU threads, but it's so appropriate:

These people are drooling idiots.

106 posted on 06/14/2006 2:24:52 PM PDT by randog (What the...?!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; Barset; commonguymd; SCALEMAN; SoothingDave; KJC1; feefee; ...

You know, that continues to tick me off, grandly.

The DUmmies have been jumping all over the untruthful web-site and the "reporter" Jason Leopold, without once referring to the one responsible for this current disarray and meltdown in DUmmieland, the Bostonian Idiot.

The best analogy I can think is that the truthless web-site is a revolver, the "reporter" supplied the ammunition.....and the Bostonian Idiot pulled the trigger.

And so all onus, all responsibility, for this outrageous fiasco belongs on the shoulders of the Bostonian Idiot.

That is to whom the DUmmies should direct their rage.

And to think how the pre-DUmmies, the 1980s Democrats, used to gripe and complain about Ronald Reagan having "teflon"--up against the Bostonian Idiot, the greatest president of the 20th century was an amateur, a rank amateur.


107 posted on 06/14/2006 2:32:43 PM PDT by franksolich (paging the Bostonian Idiot.....paging the Bostonian Idiot.....paging the Bosto--)
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To: Kellykoop

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #882.


108 posted on 06/14/2006 2:41:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Another stellar DUFUs, PJ!


109 posted on 06/14/2006 3:01:14 PM PDT by The Right Stuff
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To: PJ-Comix
Ebeneezer Rove is officially The Grinch Who Stole Fitzmas!!
110 posted on 06/14/2006 3:12:19 PM PDT by .cnI redruM (The last President from VA named George was good too! Allen in 2008!)
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To: dead

Yours is the best KR picture yet!


111 posted on 06/14/2006 3:19:58 PM PDT by JRochelle
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To: PJ-Comix


This is so much fun!

112 posted on 06/14/2006 3:22:12 PM PDT by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: PJ-Comix

BREAKING NEWS

zidzi (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-14-06 06:17 PM
Response to Reply #60
66. Truthout.org is going to..
"Truthout will issue a statement on the Rove story today at 5:00 p.m. Pacific. The post will appear on our blog at:" http://forum.truthout.org/blog /


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1416079


113 posted on 06/14/2006 3:28:32 PM PDT by commonguymd
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To: commonguymd

I'm not sure that statement announcement is legit. I saw NOTHING about this announcement on TruthOut. So far it is just one DUmmie posting that.


114 posted on 06/14/2006 3:50:24 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

perhaps it's Pacific Business Time...


115 posted on 06/14/2006 3:56:12 PM PDT by rock_lobsta
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To: PJ-Comix
I can't take you (DU) anymore!!

A Dedication {to the tune of "Du Liegst Mir im Herzen"}

DU, DU, laßt mich mit Herz'fall
DU, DU, liest wie Unsinn.
DU, DU, macht mir viel Schmertzen,
weißt nicht wie gut ich dir bin.
Ja, ja, ja, ja-
weißt nicht wie gut ich dir bin!

---Rough English Translation---

DU, DU, gives me a heart attack
DU, DU, just makes no sense.
DU, DU, makes me hurt so much
You just don't know how good I've been to you.
Yes, yes, yes, yes-
You just don't know how good I've been to you.

116 posted on 06/14/2006 3:57:57 PM PDT by mikrofon (From the "Worstfest" Songbook)
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To: PJ-Comix; All
Did yall see Michelle Malkin in a nighty reading the "Night before Fitzmas"
117 posted on 06/14/2006 4:18:29 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: PJ-Comix
So far it is just one DUmmie posting that.

One DUmmie? Or could it be Karl Rove having a little Fitzmas fun?

118 posted on 06/14/2006 4:25:14 PM PDT by RedRover
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To: PJ-Comix

It's up. And it DUmb.

http://forum.truthout.org/blog/


119 posted on 06/14/2006 5:02:03 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: PJ-Comix
Just announced! Truthout stands down
120 posted on 06/14/2006 5:15:18 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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