[groanup]

Do you support the Flat Tax?

With all my heart. Let's see, you write tax-help books, right? Do you support the Bill of Rights?

[Your Nightmare]

With all my heart.

What about the X Tax?

Let's see, you write tax-help books, right?

Uh, no. What makes you think that?

Do you support the Bill of Rights?

Uh, yes. What does that have to do with anything?