[Your Nightmare]

With all my heart.

What about the X Tax?

Let's see, you write tax-help books, right?

Uh, no. What makes you think that?

Do you support the Bill of Rights?

Uh, yes. What does that have to do with anything?

[groanup]

What about the X Tax?

With all my heart. Do you support the income tax?

[groanup]

Uh, yes. What does that have to do with anything?

Well, the IV amendment says something about unlawful search and seizure, doesn't it? How can you support the current income tax over the fair tax if you support the BOR?

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated,...

Did I read it wrong?