DFU SONG: Rhinestone Cowboy (the ultimate mocking of an insane left wing moonbat - Will Pitt)
DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 08/09/2005 9:48:36 PM PDT by doug from upland
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Will Pitt's ready for the long plane flight...he hopes he'll score late tonight
He has vaseline and in his suitcase some sex toys
There's a cute earring in his ear...that's shouting out "Look, I'm queer"
He's been naughty indeed
He doesn't like the baby sitter...like his pervert pal Scott Ritter
Big muscles and big derriere is what William needs
A Northeast gay cowboy...he is ready to take a nice ride with a Texas man
A Northeast gay cowboy...some line dancing with a big smile while he shakes his can
At least that is part of the plan
He's joining the protesting scum...whose brains long ago went numb
He's all set to have himself a Texas adventure
He'll be screaming slogans by day...at night with boys he will play
Who knows where it will lead
He doesn't like the baby sitter...like his pervert pal Scott Ritter
Big muscles and big derriere is what William needs
A Northeast gay cowboy...he is ready to take a nice ride with a Texas man
A Northeast gay cowboy...some line dancing with a big smile while he shakes his can
At least that is part of the plan
A Northeast gay cowboy...he is ready to take a nice ride with a Texas man
A Northeast gay cowboy...some line dancing with a big smile while he shakes his can
At least that is part of the plan