DUmmie FUnnies 06-06-06 ("Today we are ALL Gay")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 6, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

The DU post titled "Today we are ALL Gay" was posted on "Mon Jun-05-06 11:40 PM".

That means we were all only gay for 20 minutes (or 8 business minutes).

[bcsco]

" That means we were all only gay for 20 minutes (or 8 business minutes)."

Geez, I was asleep and missed it. Oh, well.

[gate2wire]

Today we are ALL Gay.

Well, I'm in a pretty good mood, but I wouldn't say I'm gay.

[PJ-Comix]

Hmmmm..... This is the FIRST DUFU thread ever where NOBODY jumped in claiming to be in the Top Ten. Hmmmm........

[areeves79]

can you add me to the ping?
thx

[PJ-Comix]

EXCEPT for Freeper Dooderbutt. Hmmm.... (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

PJ-Comix, come out of the closet! And drag Tom Cruise out as well! :)

[Tijeras_Slim]

I was with ya' until the Bob Seger part.

[GregoTX]

"That means we were all only gay for 20 minutes (or 8 business minutes)."

LOL ... I dont know why this is so funny to me. Either I didnt sleep enough or today is the day, not last night!

[socialismisinsidious]

Good. Then the DUmmies won't be able to reproduce. Could this bill sit for a really long time before it comes to a vote? Sit until all DUmmies are extinct.

[Talking_Mouse]

I have f*cking HAD IT with gay this gay that, gay this, gay that...ALWAYS THEY GET THEIR RIGHTS...AND WE GET SCREWED!! I'm just f*cking sick of it...I'm so goddamned mad I want to scream and hit things!!

I do I stand with a transgendered person on this? Maybe I'm a male trapped in a female body who wants to marry a female trapped in a males body?

[wolfcreek]

Feeling Fruity!

[Dooderbutt]

I was thinking - Dooderbutt might not be the best name to have on the "Day we're all gay".

Sigh.

[MadIvan]

Ted Nugent, perhaps, then.

Regards, Ivan

[libs_kma]

We walked by a flaming tinkerbell the other day and my daughter asked "Do you think that guy was a little too in touch with his feminine side?"

I said, "We don't use PC garbage. He was queer as a 3 dollar bill".

She laughed and said "Ok Dad, thanks for clearing that up."

I just call em like I see's em.

[Barb4Bush]

What a great idea. You should organize it.

[MadIvan]

I'm a bit far away to organise an event which should take place in America.

Regards, Ivan

[PJ-Comix]

can you add me to the ping?

Hmmmm..... Interesting that you chose THIS DUFU thread to request to be Pinged. Hmmmmm.... (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)

Anyway, welcome aboard PINGEE #872.

[Barb4Bush]

I think her father was gay, seriously. They had to leave some small town they lived in because of it. (I watch E True Hollywood stories too much)

[usmcobra]

We're all Gay?

For a day?

tsk,
tsk,
tsk,

I just can't deal with this sort of pressure first thing in the morning,

I have to do my nails,

brush my hair,

pick a shade of blush

and color coordinate my ensemble

and the shoes what ever shoes will I wear....

Oh well if I have to be Gay for a day,

I'm going full blown bull dyke,

black shirt,

scruffy blue jeans,

and steel toed boots

(what I always wear)

call me Butch, sweethearts.

Maybe the wife will let me get on top.