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DUmmie FUnnies 06-05-06 ("Al Gore's scary statement on stolen elections")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 5, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/05/2006 5:34:31 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: skimask

I love that picture, myself.

I suggest that Algore get some mint Scope, or something, though.


61 posted on 06/05/2006 10:36:48 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: PJ-Comix
So, let me get this straight.

AlGore can't say he think's the election was stolen, because that would spark a violent revolution.

But everyone else on the delusional left can and does say it, and nothing happens.

Let me ponder that while I search for more tinfoil.

62 posted on 06/05/2006 10:53:07 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Goron! He is such a loser! Don't forget that a big part of the picture is that we didn't allow the Left to get away with it. Remember how Jesse Jack$on was on a plane before the recount even started?


63 posted on 06/05/2006 10:54:47 AM PDT by The Right Stuff
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To: The Right Stuff

I sure do.


64 posted on 06/05/2006 11:15:57 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Xenalyte

Got added last week. Keep forgetting to tell you.


65 posted on 06/05/2006 11:22:48 AM PDT by Bacon Man (If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?)
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To: The Right Stuff

The Democrats were literally airlifting a squad of lawyers to Florida the day after the election.


66 posted on 06/05/2006 11:30:03 AM PDT by Purrcival (Charles Henrickson is FRee, franksolich is back, we're happy again.)
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To: Purrcival
The Democrats were literally airlifting a squad of lawyers to Florida the day after the election.

Yep....but none of them were James Baker. :o)

67 posted on 06/05/2006 11:46:47 AM PDT by eddie willers
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To: The Right Stuff
Remember how Jesse Jack$on was on a plane before the recount even started?

Oh that was one of the most comical fiascoes of that election. And the people who "knew" just KNEW their vote wasn't counted (how they arrived at that stunning fact I don't know). And the idiots who wanted "do overs" because they voted for Buchanan (if you're too stupid to follow little arrows on a ballot, tough). But the biggest disconnect is the ones that truly would've been "disenfranchised" are the military because the Gore camp was trying to prevent their being counted. And yet, to this very day these paranoid, reality-challenged mental tampons have convinced themselves that the military votes overwhelmingly democrat. Were that the case, one would think they'd be chomping at the bit to have those votes counted

68 posted on 06/05/2006 11:56:43 AM PDT by gardencatz ("Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." Homer Simpson)
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To: PJ-Comix
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. WHINE in Rolling Stoned Magazine about how the 2004 election was stolen...

Rather ironic considering JFK's own shady win.

69 posted on 06/05/2006 12:03:49 PM PDT by weegee (Slowly but surely and deliberately, converativism is being made a thoughtcrime.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Study of Disputed Florida Ballots Finds Justices Did Not Cast the Deciding Vote

article here
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/568829/posts


70 posted on 06/05/2006 1:08:38 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: finnman69

Hehhehheh

Read it and weep, DUmmies!


71 posted on 06/05/2006 1:28:45 PM PDT by Purrcival (Charles Henrickson is FRee, franksolich is back, we're happy again.)
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To: PJ-Comix

BTW, PJ-What ever happened to allosaurs_r_us?


72 posted on 06/05/2006 1:29:16 PM PDT by Purrcival (Charles Henrickson is FRee, franksolich is back, we're happy again.)
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To: Xenalyte
Get on this list stat ping!

Thus spaketh PINGEE #1.

73 posted on 06/05/2006 1:56:19 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Purrcival
BTW, PJ-What ever happened to allosaurs_r_us?

Dunno. His last post was last December. I remember he was caretaking an Idaho mountain ranch in idyllic conditions. Anyone know what happened to him? Hope he's okay.

74 posted on 06/05/2006 2:00:42 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix; All
Well, not only do I have to wait until yesterday to get unsuspended, then when I do come back I have to play catch-up to wade through Bottomless Pitt's endless tribute to himself (in the form of a pseudo-apology):

DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-06 (Pied Piper Pitt Performs Endless "Penitence" At DUmmie Canossa)

Now that I got THAT done, I can take a look at THIS DUFU, off and on the rest of the day. . . .

75 posted on 06/05/2006 2:36:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt's "mea minima culpa" in a "meus maximus tractatus.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Al Gore. John Kerry. Hillary Clinton.

Day-before-yesterday's news.

The Dems want to carry more than 10 states, they better have NONE of this trash on the ballot.
76 posted on 06/05/2006 3:21:14 PM PDT by decal (Different Tagline Tomorrow!)
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To: decal
Who else do they have?

Biden? (snort; giggle)

Mark Warner (yawn........who?)

Finegold? (5"9", twice-divorced and no real juice)

They have to keep dragging out these retreads. Luckily for us.
77 posted on 06/05/2006 3:35:14 PM PDT by reformedliberal
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To: All

I was going to do a DUFU tonight but nothing in DUmmieland is really leaping out at me before. I don't want to do a DUFU just to do a DUFU. Still checking the DUmmie threads but so far they aren't passing muster in the auditioning process.


78 posted on 06/05/2006 3:51:18 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
In the days following the election of 2000, it certainly appeared to me that it was the GORE side that was trying to steal the election, with their whining about Palm Beach voters being confused by the butterfly ballot and all.

That November 2000 hubbub is what inspired me to write this little parody that took off around the country on the Internet and on the radio. When a friend told me that it was being mentioned a lot on a place called "Free Republic," well, that's what brought me here to this website.

THE PALM BEACH POKEY
Tune: "The Hokey Pokey"

You put your stylus in,
You put your stylus out,
You put your stylus in,
And you punch Buchanan out.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You put the Gore votes in,
You put the Bush votes out,
You put the Gore votes in,
And you do another count.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You bring your lawyers in,
You drag the whole thing out,
You bring your lawyers in,
And you put it all in doubt.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You let your doctors spin,
You let the pundits spout,
You let your doctors spin,
And your people whine and pout.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
That's what it's all about!

79 posted on 06/05/2006 4:30:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix
I like Gore's statement.

Which one? Personally, I like the statement he made in his concession speech, which I now excerpt and which you DUmmies would do well to heed:

DECEMBER 13, 2000

SPEAKER: ALBERT GORE JR., VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, DEMOCRATIC PARTY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

Good evening. Just moments ago, I spoke with George W. Bush and congratulated him on becoming the 43rd president of the United States, and I promised him that I wouldn't call him back this time. I offered to meet with him as soon as possible so that we can start to heal the divisions of the campaign and the contest through which we just passed.

Almost a century and a half ago, Senator Stephen Douglas told Abraham Lincoln, who had just defeated him for the presidency, "Partisan feeling must yield to patriotism. I'm with you, Mr. President, and God bless you." Well, in that same spirit, I say to President-elect Bush that what remains of partisan rancor must now be put aside, and may God bless his stewardship of this country.

Neither he nor I anticipated this long and difficult road. Certainly neither of us wanted it to happen. Yet it came, and now it has ended, resolved, as it must be resolved, through the honored institutions of our democracy. . . . Now the U.S. Supreme Court has spoken. Let there be no doubt, while I strongly disagree with the court's decision, I accept it. I accept the finality of this outcome which will be ratified next Monday in the Electoral College. And tonight, for the sake of our unity of the people and the strength of our democracy, I offer my concession. I also accept my responsibility, which I will discharge unconditionally, to honor the new president elect and do everything possible to help him bring Americans together. . . .

Other disputes have dragged on for weeks before reaching resolution. And each time, both the victor and the vanquished have accepted the result peacefully and in the spirit of reconciliation. So let it be with us. I know that many of my supporters are disappointed. I am too. But our disappointment must be overcome by our love of country. . . .

Some have expressed concern that the unusual nature of this election might hamper the next president in the conduct of his office. I do not believe it need be so. President-elect Bush inherits a nation whose citizens will be ready to assist him in the conduct of his large responsibilities. I personally will be at his disposal, and I call on all Americans -- I particularly urge all who stood with us to unite behind our next president. . . . This is America and we put country before party. We will stand together behind our new president.

Thank you and good night, and God bless America.

80 posted on 06/05/2006 4:39:11 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (So which is it, Algore?)
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