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DUmmie FUnnies 05-22-06 ("Did Gonzales Kill Fitz's Rove Indictments?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 22, 2006 | Kossacks and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/22/2006 6:22:32 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Paradox
Because of this insanity we are giving all the talking heads and Rightwing blogs ammunition to smack us down and call us foolish and conspiracy theorist.

Oh no! The VRWC might start calling the grass green, and the sky blue....

....and the crazy....NUTS!

201 posted on 05/22/2006 7:16:58 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: franksolich

So a couple thousand DUmmies shell out $30 a quarter just to provide us with guffaws, chuckles, and belly-laughs? If I ever meet OldLeftyLawyer, the first one'll be on me.


202 posted on 05/22/2006 7:30:29 PM PDT by RedRover
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ, I perceive that you are enjoying the misery foisted onto the DUmmies by Jason and William Pitt.

Tsk, tsk!!

Keep enjoying, man!


203 posted on 05/22/2006 7:35:34 PM PDT by Ole Okie
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To: PJ-Comix

Understandable. I'm still waiting for our local Hollywood Video to get the complete Seasons 1-4 on DVD so I can catch up. I've never watched the show, but I'm dying to.


204 posted on 05/22/2006 7:38:01 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Mmm! The tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy! (Freudenschade, Baby!))
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To: Charles Henrickson
One possible "exit strategy" for Wee Willie to get out of this mess is to throw Jason Leopold under the bus. But at this point, how well will that go over with the disillusioned DUmmie masses?

After that drunken midnight rant where he called out Skinner and called the rest of the DUmmies "sh!tbags" and "f**kwits", probably not well at all.

205 posted on 05/22/2006 7:47:11 PM PDT by CFC__VRWC
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To: RedRover

Well, I frankly think the DUmmies should listen to the left-handed attorney, and to a lesser extent, also to the DUmmie "Symbolman."

{The DUmmie "Symbolman" used to be "the member of democraticunderground 'Symbolman,'" but after he kissed the posterior of Fat Che, he got demoted back down to "the DUmmie 'Symbolman'".)

Both of them are right; if the Democrats hope to win any elections this year, they have to deal with issues of substance, and on a mature level.

The Democrats have consistently lost elections since 1994 because of their whining, griping, bitching, moaning, complaining, and most of all, because of their raging anger and resentment.

That is no way to win elections.

My God, if Republicans acted like DUmmies.....

I can guarantee that if--and it is a pretty big "if," no matter what the current polls say--the Republicans and conservatives suffer significant losses, there will be none of this whining and grinding and bitchery.

If--and it is a pretty big "if," no matter what the current polls say--the Republicans and conservatives suffer significant losses, the attitude from this side will be, "Oh, well, excresence happens; we'll just have to do better next time around."

We certainly aren't going to mire ourselves down in anger and self-pity and paranoid outrage; we're just going to patiently sit out the next two years and gun for 2008.

The left-handed attorney and the DUmmie "Symbolman" are trying, desperately, to get the Democrats and liberals back on track, back to dealing with matters of real importance on a mature adult level.

One wonders however if their "message" will get through.


206 posted on 05/22/2006 7:47:21 PM PDT by franksolich (wolkenkuckucksheim)
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To: Purrcival; BJClinton
How does an AG go about "killing" a grand jury indictment?

...especially since he has recused himself from the case?

Probably in the same way that if Bush and Cheney are impeached, John Kerry or Al Gore will somehow be the President. Somewhere in the DUmmieland version of the Constitution, it says that's so.

207 posted on 05/22/2006 7:53:22 PM PDT by CFC__VRWC
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To: PJ-Comix

Turned out, the suspect stool was not from his cat, but was a stray piece of Almond Roca that had fallen in the litterbox...


208 posted on 05/22/2006 8:08:13 PM PDT by beezdotcom
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To: PJ-Comix

"Furorbunker".

Beautiful.


209 posted on 05/22/2006 8:18:36 PM PDT by Ole Okie
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To: franksolich

I hope OldLefty and symbolman prevail. We need two strong parties in this country. I do believe that strong ideas emerge from rigorous debate and advocacy. But the Dems offer nothing but name-calling and kookiness.


210 posted on 05/22/2006 8:19:16 PM PDT by RedRover
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To: RedRover

My thoughts exactly.

I learned this from "The Making of the President 1960" by Theodore White (I have a habit of reading very old books).

Now, America in 1960 was very different from America in 2006, but anyway, White pointed out that Wisconsin, Minnesota, Nebraska, and California had the cleanest politics, the most corrupt-free politics, of all the states.

And Massachusetts, Maryland, Georgia, and Louisiana were then the dirtiest, most corrupt states.

White, the author, pointed out this was because there was a lively, competitive two-party system in the first four states, which kept everybody honest, while in the last four states, one political party had dominated so long, and so overwhelmingly, that there was no incentive for honest, vigorous politics and government.

It does not take a whole lot of memory to recall who was dominating Massachusetts, Maryland, Georgia, and Louisiana back in 1960, by the way.

So yes, we need a strong competitive two-party system; if the Democrats dominate, we decline into Caligulan corruption, and if the Republicans dominate (too much), we get lazy.


211 posted on 05/22/2006 8:41:34 PM PDT by franksolich (wolkenkuckucksheim)
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To: commonguymd; PJ-Comix; SCALEMAN; Charles Henrickson; Misty Memory; gardencatz; MisterRepublican; ...

Fat Che, possibly jealous of all the attention we've been giving the still-absent Bostonian Idiot, has weighed in tonight.

Link on my next comment.


212 posted on 05/22/2006 9:33:02 PM PDT by franksolich (wolkenkuckucksheim)
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To: franksolich

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1261813


213 posted on 05/22/2006 9:33:51 PM PDT by franksolich (wolkenkuckucksheim)
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To: franksolich

benburch (1000+ posts) Mon May-22-06 11:40 PM
Original message

Malloy says Rove likely HAS been indicted.

In a totally sealed case. Sealed v Sealed that Fitzgerald's boss issued.

Does anybody have more on this?




benburch (1000+ posts) Mon May-22-06 11:44 PM
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5. That there was an indctment in "Sealed v Sealed".....issued by the judge who is Fitzgerald's boss.




benburch (1000+ posts) Mon May-22-06 11:45 PM
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7. If you want to hear what he actually said rather than my recollection......the archive will post on [Me: Link purposely disabled] in about two hours.




benburch (1000+ posts) Mon May-22-06 11:50 PM
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10. Pardon me for not reading ALL of DU!

And for posting what a talk show host is saying quickly enough for people to tune in and hear part of it...

[Me: Fat Che is getting mostly negative or skeptical comments, his "source" being Mike Mellow (or whatever), the king of political commentary on radio.]


214 posted on 05/22/2006 9:38:43 PM PDT by franksolich (wolkenkuckucksheim)
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To: franksolich

Scoody Boo (111 posts) Mon May-22-06 11:50 PM
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9. Yeah, lets all line up and get kicked in the head again.
Wait, don't start without me. I need to get my Ruby Red Shoes to click them together. I consulted my Magic 8 Ball and after saying "No" 16 times, it finally said "yes" when asked about a Rove indictment.

There is an equal chance that it was Bigfoot being already indicted as there is of Rove having a sealed indictment on him. Oh wait, Bigfoot is a fairy tale. Just like Jason Leopold Rove Indictment.


215 posted on 05/22/2006 9:41:15 PM PDT by franksolich (wolkenkuckucksheim)
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To: franksolich

boloboffin (1000+ posts) Mon May-22-06 10:54 PM
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31. Perjury is a standalone crime.
If Libby or Rove perjured themselves, then away they go. Lying is lying.




Can someone refresh my memory here? What was Clinton impeached for? To whom did he commit perjury? What, ultimately, happened to him?


216 posted on 05/22/2006 10:07:02 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Mmm! The tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy! (Freudenschade, Baby!))
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To: feefee
we must use the power of the force to defeat the evil empire, where's those light sabers when we need them.

LOL, a star wars reference ping, catz!

And by Miss Waverly no less! Who would've thought the queen of the dust bunny palace was Force sensitive? But everyone knows if you learn to use the dark side of the Force you achieve a power greater than any Jedi! And the Sith get the cool red synthetic crystal light sabers!

217 posted on 05/22/2006 10:37:01 PM PDT by gardencatz ("The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural!")
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To: El Conservador
BTW, I demand somebody goes to the Penn Station Subs place on Dorsett just east of 270 in Maryland Heights...
They're a pretty major chain now, and their chicken teriyaki sub is the bomb as well.

-Eric

218 posted on 05/23/2006 3:36:01 AM PDT by E Rocc (The Illuminati’s most secret ritual is the worship of Karl Rove.)
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To: franksolich

In the Fat Che thread, the Porkster gets kudos for his avatar. El Lardo says regarding same, "I hope I have even a fraction of her bravery.
I admire her legacy greatly."

I can't place Tubby's avatar. Can you?


219 posted on 05/23/2006 4:37:32 AM PDT by RedRover (Where have you gone, Scoop Jackson?)
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To: franksolich

fat che fishing for hits.


220 posted on 05/23/2006 4:44:26 AM PDT by commonguymd
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