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DUmmie FUnnies 05-12-06 (No Fitzmas Friday For The DUmmies)
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| May 12, 2006
| DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 05/12/2006 4:13:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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My girlfriend asked me to ask you if any of you know of a job opening for her from Friday to Sunday. She works part time as a basic X-Ray technician and is looking for more work. It doesn't have to be as an X-Ray tech or even in in the medical field. It can be another job (not stripping) during those days in the Broward or Dade County areas. If you know of such a job opening, please FreepMail me. Thanx in advance.
Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:13:07 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:14:23 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
Top Ten, and please put me on your list.
L
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:15:10 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(Anyone who doesn't demand an immediate end to illegal immigration is aiding the flesh trade.)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:16:03 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Any guest worker program that does not require application from the home country is Amnesty)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:16:59 PM PDT
by
saganite
(Billions and billions and billions-------and that's just the NASA budget!)
To: Lurker
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #839.
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:17:59 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:18:07 PM PDT
by
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
To: PJ-Comix
LOL the DUmmies get all their loony information from Raw Story, KOS and Truthout. These three websites are wrong with their information 99.9% of the time. The DUmmies have been disappointed time and time again and still they never learn.
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:18:46 PM PDT
by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: PJ-Comix
Aren't they an odd bunch?
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:19:11 PM PDT
by
MamaB
(mom to an Angel)
To: PJ-Comix
Looks like the DUmmies suffering never ends.
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:19:34 PM PDT
by
Krodg
To: PJ-Comix
Top 20! Sweet, sweet DUFU!
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:20:11 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:20:41 PM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
To: PJ-Comix
The Left think that they are SO SMART, but cannot explain why they loose every intelligent argument, and every vote.
They believe that the good intentions they have should trump the unintended consequences of their faulty thinking.
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:21:08 PM PDT
by
Mikey_1962
(If you build it, they won't come...)
To: Mr. Silverback
how many times will DU have to be disappointed before they finally get it? What a bunch of total losers. I remember when they waited for Kerry to be inaugurated. HA
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:21:15 PM PDT
by
queenkathy
(I can't think of anything for a tagline)
To: PJ-Comix
I saw that thread right after it popped up, and watched it all day long.
It was a fine sunny day in the Nebraska Sandhills today, but I wasted it sitting in front of the computer, waiting for Fitzmas.
I have not been so disappointed since I was eight years old, and did not see Santa Claus come down through the chimney.
Merry Fitzmas.
Bah humbug.
The DUmmies have let me down so many times that now they have one last chance--one final ultimate last chance--and if that doesn't happen, I'm never going to believe in them again, wasting a whole day staring at a computer screen for this event or that event.
If enormous chunks of that comet do not strike the earth on May 26, as DUmmies allege will happen, ending all life as we know it (and George Bush isn't doing a thing about it), well then, I am not going to believe anything, even an iota of anything, the DUmmies claim will happen.
Bah, humbug.
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:24:32 PM PDT
by
franksolich
(here today, gone tomorrow, somewhere else the day after)
To: PJ-Comix
Will Pitt got run over by a Rovedeer Coming home from our house Fitzmas eve... You may think there's no such thing as Fitzmas But all us faithful dummies do believe.
What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:25:07 PM PDT
by
speed_addiction
(And the Lord said, "Who shall I send? Who will stand for us?" Said I, "Here I am...Send me.")
To: PJ-Comix
Fitzie-- Turn your indicting machines back OOOOOOOnnnnnnnn!
We're dying out here!
Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:25:52 PM PDT
by
RobFromGa
(In decline, the Driveby Media is thrashing about like dinosaurs caught in the tar pits.)
To: PJ-Comix
So.... it is 7:25pm in DC and Fitzmas didn't arrive? I'll bet the DUmmies are in disarray. he he!
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:25:52 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: PJ-Comix
Will Pitt got run over by a Rovedeer,
Coming home from our house Fitzmas eve...
You may think there's no such thing as Fitzmas
But all us faithful dummies do believe.
What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.
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posted on
05/12/2006 4:26:16 PM PDT
by
speed_addiction
(And the Lord said, "Who shall I send? Who will stand for us?" Said I, "Here I am...Send me.")
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