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DUmmie FUnnies 05-01-06 (Pied Piper Pitt Bids Farewell To DUmmieland)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 1, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/01/2006 5:23:48 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

It's the end of an Era of Shameless Self-Hype. The Puffed Up Verbose One who uses five melodramatic words when just one would work, Pied Piper Pitt, is leaving DUmmieland. And what was the reason for this sudden departure? Most likely it was the result of recently getting egg on his face for backing up the "integrity" of JASON LEOPOLD. As the Lib of the infamous team of Leopold and Lib, Pitt stuck his neck out backing the journalistic credentials of the factually challenged Leopold who stated that Karl Rove received a target letter from Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald. When it turned out to be untrue, the branch from which Pitt was sawing himself off from the tree of credibility came tumbling down which is why he now needs to beat a humiliating retreat as you can see in his typically overblown farewell speech in this POST titled, "A humble answer." So let us all now watch Pied Piper Pitt fade into the distance in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who bids adieu to a DUmmie who has provided LOTS of laughs in many DUFU editions, is in the [brackets]:

A humble answer

[Humble and Pitt don't exactly go together.]

Somehow, I managed to become central to a DU flameout that I have since completely missed. I headed up to New Hampshire to dog-sit for my mom, who went to South Carolina for a "We're all turning 60!" reunion gathering this weekend. I haven't bothered since then to check the web, because the internet connection here in the woods is dial-up and galactically slow. So I finally got around to checking in tonight, and lo & behold...

[And the LORD said unto Pitt, Go, get thee down; for thy people, which thou broughtest out of the land of Egypt, have corrupted themselves.]

* One thread from a man I once considered an ally shitting on me, another truthout writer, and basically everything not oriented with pushing his film project;

[And he also hid the key to the strawberry ice cream icebox.]

* Several threads about Raw Story and atheists, which became my problem because I chose to support Raw for the five thousand good things they've done, rather than burn them down for one ill-advised article;

[Just do us a favor and don't waste five thousand words to explain how you got Raw Egg on your face over this.]

* Several threads about all this together.

[Redundancy can be quite catchy as well as contagious.]

To answer your question, kpete, about why there is so much fighting, I can give you the perspective of someone who has been here since May of 2001. That perspective is pretty straightforward: most of the people who post here agree with you completely. Those that don't - people whose professional jealousy overwhelms their good sense, people whose single-issue monomania denies the viability of even a nanoblip of disagreement, people who get phony-tough behind a fake name and a keyboard, and people who are here to do nothing more than tear up the process - will always make this place disagreeable. This place will never, ever, ever live up to its potential because of this, and that is sad.

[You'll get way more than a nanoblip of disagreement from Skinner over your characterization of DUmmieland about that "place will never, ever, ever live up to its potential." So now that DUmmieland hasn't lived up to Pied Piper Pitt's haughty expectations, he's DUmping it.]

Before too much time passes, there is going to be a decent crowd of people on this forum who will owe Jason Leopold an apology. I'll bet you all the money in my wallet they won't offer one, but there it is. For myself, I apologize to anyone who felt that my support for Raw Story equalled support for a column that unnecessarily (and incoherently) attacked a group of good people. That was not my intention, and in retrospect, I should have made that clear from the jump. I wanted to help Larissa, because I believe she deserves that help and respect, and inadvertantly made things worse. That was my failure, and I am sorry for it.

[We are so sorry, Jason Leopold, that you are so whacked out that you flat out lied in your article about Karl Rove getting a letter naming him as a target. Please forgive us for not believing in your lie.]

This is a good thread, kpete, and well-meaning in every sense. But I have been here too long and seen too much shit (and, to be fair, caused too much of my own shit) to believe this place can or will ever rise to the level of integrity that people like you bring to it every day. The same reasons why this place will never reach its potential are the same reasons why the Left spends so much time on the outside looking in politically. You would think we wouldn't have to learn the same hard lessons over and over again, but you'd be wrong.

[Does this ever get to some CONCLUSION? However, have no fear. The Good Doctor is taking notes. Just keep wandering all over the place, Pitt, and maybe we can find a cure for Terminal Verbosity in the meantime.]

It has been said by many long-time posters that the healthiest thing one can do from time to time is take a break from this place. I seldom do, and when I have tried in the past, I always get sucked back in. But I think the time has come for a real one. I have too much to deal with in my personal life, too many pages to edit for my next book, too many real enemies in the Bush administration and congress to fight, and too many good Democrats to help get elected in '06, to spend my energy here fighting people that - in any sane, stable community - would be natural allies.

[The reference to his personal life might have to do with the legal problems of the Schoolyard Dog. You can read all about it in a brief called, "The Minor-ity Report."]

In other words, I have better things to do with my time. Guess what, kpete: you and everyone who agrees with you also have better things to do with your time. If there are people here who want to turn this forum into a boneyard for jackals and phony-tough flame-warriors, you should let them. You can't stop it, no matter how hard you try, and your skills and passion are far better served in a place where you don't have to ask people on the same side to stop tearing each other apart.

[How about a schoolyard for jackals?]

See ya on the flip-side.

[See ya on the flip-flop side. And now for the DUmmie reaction to the Pied Piper Pitt departure...]

William Pitt - I cannot accept this. Please, please give me some hope. Don't we need you, Larisa, Leopold and each other now more than ever? The light at the end of the tunnel is in view. I can see it...

[Please Pitt. Don't leave. I can see the light at the end of your long tunnel extending down to your voluminous vocal chords and beyond.]

Setting aside your mother, her dog, time and bandwidth...

[Especially bandwidth. And now more from the Pied Piper Pitt lemmings on this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Dear William Pitt: please don't leave DU."]

Dear William Pitt: please don't leave DU.

[We DUmmie lemmings need you to play on your Pipe to lead us over the cliff.]

Maybe you can keep posting your journal entries without reading the comments if things get to be too much? Or maybe, maybe, lots of other folks will chime in and tell you how much your work here means?

[Maybe you can send messages down from the heights of Mt. Sinai to us peons via courier.]

Will Pitt Has Disagreed With Me Several Times. As a result I never considered leaving DU. If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. Will Pitt does not own left wing or progressive thought.

[Pied Piper Pitt considers himself the Be All and End All of DUmmieland...but he still can't get a job with Mama T's Boy Toy.]

Will does however, open himself up to personal attack with his often smarmy responses.

[Make that OVERLONG smarmy responses.]

Will does open himself up sometimes to personal attacks with short, smarmy answers. The way he answers people sometimes can be construed as quite condescending and arrogant.

[And don't forget pompous.]

PLEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE, Mr. Pitt. Mr. Pitt, you are one of the reasons I visit DU often. For a long time, I just sat back and lurked. But you, Mr. Pitt, inspired me to become a member and to post. The WORLD needs more people like you. DU would not be the same without you. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE STAY. Please?

[PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE STAY, Mr. Pitt, so I can continue to kiss your pimpled tush.]

PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US WILL!!! WE NEED YOUR TRUTHS AND INSIGHTS!!

[TRUTHS LIKE HOW KARL ROVE RECEIVED A TARGET LETTER FROM FITZGERALD!!]

I've forgotten how many times he's left Not to worry, Pitt groupies. He always comes back.

[There will always be a Second, Third, and Fourth Return of the Pitt.]

was it that Target letter question? as I haven't really been up on the RS/truthout reports on it, I can't really say, just that Will was asked about the discreptancy of some sort. If that is the reason he is upset, then I don't understand. Was the question ever answered, btw?

[That question was answered and Pitt was WRONG...as usual.]

I always learn things from Will also, and if he leaves he's caving to a very, very small group of people who don't appreciate him as much as the rest of us do. Ignore them, Will, and keep posting. I love everything I've ever read that you've written - you're a treasure to DU.

[It's more a matter of Pitt leaving with his tail between his legs after standing up for the "veracity" of the fact-challenged Jason Leopold.]

You read it right. Taking a break. This thread is silly.

[Especially since Pitt will be returning shortly with a long-winded speech which will make it seem like a more momentous occasion than MacArthur returning to the Phillipines.]

I've lost count of the times Pitt has threatened to leave. I'm sick of people kissing his ass and begging him to stay. Let him go if that's what he wants - I doubt he really does want - he's got too many sycophants around here.

[Please don't leave, Mr. Pitt. I am one of your loyal "sickophants" who hangs on your every word even if there are way too many of them.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; duopus; eatingtheirown; fakebutaccurate; heyheyheygoodbye; koolaid; nananananananana; opus; peckingparty; williampitt
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To: Democratshavenobrains; Fenris6
Is this his 37th or 38th final goodbye? I forget.

He's had more farewell tours than Cher.

121 posted on 05/02/2006 6:50:23 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bottomless Pitt.)
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To: AxelPaulsenJr; WilliamPitt; Andy_Stephenson; goodboy_from_DU; BevHarris; PJ-Comix; franksolich; ...
Does Pitt ever post on FR?

I think he used to at some point.

Yes, Pitt is a freeper. As was (is?) Andy. And goodboy. And BBeV. See names in "To:" line above.

122 posted on 05/02/2006 6:57:00 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bottomless Pitt.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
AKA Pied Piper Pitt, P3, Wee Willie Pitt, The Pitt and the Ponderous, The Wild Bull of the Pompous, Snake Pitt, Bad Pitt, Will the Shill.

Hey Charles, you forgot Pittiful!

123 posted on 05/02/2006 7:11:35 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (What's so hard to understand about the word illegal?)
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To: CAluvdubya

And Bottomless Pitt, and The Useful Pundidiot. . . .


124 posted on 05/02/2006 7:13:43 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The many names of William Pitt.)
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To: samiam1972; PJ-Comix
Oh no! Pitt's leaving! DUFU's won't be the same without him!

Well, for one thing, they'll be much shorter.

125 posted on 05/02/2006 7:16:05 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Many times I have nearly died laughing from one of your comments or another. There's a pattern here...

I suppose I should be sad at Rachel Corrie's death, because she never had a chance with the parents and education she had, but if given a choice between laughing at this enemy of humanity or crying over the people she helped kill, I'll take laughing.

126 posted on 05/02/2006 7:18:10 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.)
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To: Sally'sConcerns
I'll make this short.

You sure this was from Pitt? :)

127 posted on 05/02/2006 7:20:48 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: Charles Henrickson
(Self-recanted evening. . . .)

The salmon chanted, "Evening, evening..."

128 posted on 05/02/2006 7:23:14 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
a man I once considered an ally sh*tting on me...

That happens a LOT in your circles, doesn't it, Pitt? What is it with you people?

I think some of those people actually pay for the privilege of having that done to them.

129 posted on 05/02/2006 7:23:48 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Is that you, benburch?

This may be the best running gag we've got on the DUFUs...

130 posted on 05/02/2006 7:26:57 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: Charles Henrickson
And Bottomless Pitt, and The Useful Pundidiot. . . .

And Pitt the Lesser.

SD

131 posted on 05/02/2006 7:27:44 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: Charles Henrickson
I have too much to deal with in my personal life, too many pages to edit for my next book, too many real enemies in the Bush administration and congress to fight, and too many good Democrats to help get elected in '06, to spend my energy here fighting people that - in any sane, stable community - would be natural allies.

Pitt finally figures out DU is insane and unstable.

SD

132 posted on 05/02/2006 7:28:58 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: Charles Henrickson
Yes, Pitt is a freeper. As was (is?) Andy. And goodboy. And BBeV.

Well, they all have FR accounts. Of the group, only Pitt and possibly Bev were ever "FReepers". Pitt left when no one was buying his BS, ditto for Bev.

133 posted on 05/02/2006 7:29:37 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
Pied Piper Pitt Bids Farewell To DUmmieland

Is he taking his sock puppets with him?

134 posted on 05/02/2006 7:30:51 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
many good Democrats to help get elected in '06

WOuld those be the ones you're working for, or the ones you're sabotaging while pretending to "help"?

135 posted on 05/02/2006 7:32:02 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
Some say, "You've got to play to win."

I say, "You've got to own the casino to win." Applies to the lottery and the Irish Sweepstakes as well.

136 posted on 05/02/2006 7:41:07 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Some say, "You've got to play to win."

I say, "You've got to own the casino to win." Applies to the lottery and the Irish Sweepstakes as well.

Ever read Glory Road by Rob Heinlein where the Vietnam Vet has to take work as a mercenary because he got sold a counterfeit Irish Sweepstakes ticket?

137 posted on 05/02/2006 7:42:23 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Dang, the dude can't even tell someone to "Foxtrot Oscar" without using extraneous verbage.

Either Pitt hasn't read Elements of Style or the page about eliminating extraneous words was left out of his copy.

138 posted on 05/02/2006 7:44:48 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I love the comment in the DUmmie thread about how "competition is fierce out there." But wait, how could that be, when Bush has wrecked the economy and the less-than-5% unemployment is an invention of the corporate media? BWAHAHAHAHA!


139 posted on 05/02/2006 7:50:09 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.)
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To: kevkrom

Yeah, it was from Pitt. Just because he said it would be short didn't mean it was short!


140 posted on 05/02/2006 7:52:10 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.)
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