DUmmie FUnnies 05-01-06 ("Air America Losing It's Flagship Station????")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 1, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[CAluvdubya]

I wonder if all the crying over Pitt got into the wiring and shorted out DUmmieland! Still can't get in. (Now Pitt can claim that he brought down the DUmp!)

[Choose Ye This Day]

How do DUmmies drown their sorrows?

[CAluvdubya]

It's up! Go, PJ, go!

[p23185]

All this means is AAR is finding a new station in NY- no big whoop. Kharmatrain explained that since AAR does NOT own the radio stations they will have to move occassionally in different cities. There is nothing alarming or abnormal about this. AAR made a wise business choice in NOT buying radio stations across the country.

Seems like a temporary organization - just needed for the major elections. When they take back their power AAR is no longer needed and WILL FOLD IT'S TENT FOREVER. There will no longer be an audience to listen to how they are victims everyday if they are the ones running the country (shudder).

[p23185]

They used to be 1299 on the dial,

Huh? All am radio stations assigned in the US end in "0" - what is this guy smoking?

[luvie]

SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS!


....but they only go in circles!

[dirtbiker]

In other areas of the country they have very high ratings.

What areas? If they can't make ratings in the LIBERAL MECCA (aka NYC), they ain't making them anywhere else...

[dirtbiker]

ErrAmerica is going off the air and I haven't been able to hear it even one time.

Don't feel bad, you aren't missing anything.

I tried to listen to them one time on XM....worst 15 seconds of my life....

If you REALLY want to listen to it, I think they stream their broadcast on the net, but I don't know where....

[epow]

Hint: once they're road kill there's nothing left to conserve.

True, but since there were supposedly only about 30 or less panthers still in FL I thought the state wildlife people might like to know what happened to one of them. I also thought it might have had a tag attached somewhere, although I didn't see one when I looked it over.

I have since learned that a lot of woods-savvy folks in south FL believe there are many more than 30 FL panthers down there in Big Cypress swamp. They think the state wildlife people want us to think they are almost extinct so that we will be more careful not to run over or otherwise kill or injure them. I don't know who is right, but it seems rather odd to me that out of 30 cats in that entire large state I would find one lying dead beside a busy interstate highway.

[epow]

"Mutually shared poverty" -- unless you're part of the privileged governing class, or one of their chosen beneficiaries.

Exactly. And I have a hunch that most, if not all, DUmmies are on that list of chosen beneficiaries. If they had to work for a living they would probably all starve to death within 6 weeks, unless they could get on the gooberment payroll that is. Can you imagine some private employer dumb enough to hire any of those empty-headed moonbats?

[gate2wire]

But after a while it looks like good money after bad to them. You have to make a profit.
Oh my, the station has to make a profit? That means we're just like the Republican Capitalists. How did this happen?

[Not A Snowbird]

Pity the poor ants. They wander aimlessly about on my kitchen floor, searching for tidbids that the cats have dropped, when suddenly... whammo! I smoosh them.

[pigsmith]

I am cracking up over that picture of Hillary and Al. Look at her expression, even Hill wants Al to go away.

It amazes me where he gets his pictures, but it was that dang tag line that got me this time.

[Sonny M]

Air America created the first sin of business.

It never, ever understood who its true competition was for the market it wanted to reach.

Hint: Its not conservaives.

Idiots, they made the political personal, and then forgot common sense along the way.

[Phantom Lord]

Don't worry, it is only one station, they will easily move to another. Thats' all, it goes on all the time in radio.

How often does Limbaugh change stations in major markets? Mid size markets for that matter? How about Hannity? Boortz? Bill Bennett? Laura Ingram? Do they station hop?

[Cheburashka]

Oh my, the station has to make a profit? That means we're just like the Republican Capitalists. How did this happen?
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The DUmmies are idiots.
George Soros is a moonbat, but he is not an idiot. He understands the usefulness of profits and positive cash flow.
That is why he is rich, something the DUmmies never will be.
I keep hoping that his moonbattery will overpower his business sense and he will continue to pour millions into the black hole that is Err America and it will continue to broadcast to those twelve miserable sods whose radio tuners are broken and permanently tuned to their local Err America affiliates.
Otherwise he might spend that money on something that will get the Democrats some votes.

[steve-b]

Can you imagine some private employer dumb enough to hire any of those empty-headed moonbats?

Hey, somebody has to deliver the pizzas and mop the floors.

[epow]

Well yeah, but even those basic tasks require a minimal degree of mental acuity and a willingness to exert some physical effort, two qualifications which I suspect are in very short supply at the DUmp ant farm. I think probably the most strenuous work the ants are willing to perform is retrieving the monthly welfare check from the mailbox.

At least that's something they can do without getting out of their bathrobes and putting on street clothes. There's no dress code in their parents' basement you know.

[NapkinUser]