DUmmie FUnnies 04-25-06 ("The Left establishment's attack on 9/11 skeptics")

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[SoothingDave]

it is wrapping your arms around an axis mundae; it is embracing the local representative of a cosmic principal; it is to touch a great living being that is far more ancient than ourselves."

Isn't this the line Bill Clinton used on Monica (and every thing else in a skirt)?

SD

[Charles Henrickson]

The same questions I asked when Kerry wouldn't come out about election fraud.

KERRY BETRAYED (MY PURE HEART)
Tune: "Expressway (to Your Heart)"

I've been tryin' to tell DU for a long time
Because constantly it's been on my mind
I was thinkin' 'bout an excuse I could make
But it seems like I made a mistake:

I was wrong
I worked too long
I got caught up in the power
But it started to go sour
When he lost the election
Just like he loses his direction!

John Kerry betrayed
My pure heart!
Man, did he fade
And look how we paid!

That Kerryspeak is much too clouded
Much too clouded, so clouded
No more for me (too clouded)
Oh, too clouded. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

I hadn't seen your 12 when I did my 38. Oops!

[imskylark]

You know, I haven't really watched any of this stuff about McKinney. I just read about it here. I really thought these photos of McKinney were photoshopped until I watched the latest video of McKinney. Boy, was I wrong. No photoshop here! ;)

[Charles Henrickson]

9/11 was an atrocity carried out by specific members of our government.

JOHN . . . . . . . . .PHILIP SEYMOUR
TURTURRO . . . . HOFFMAN. . . . .
IS MOHAMMED ATTA . ..IS KARL ROVE . . . . . .

A
JERRY BRUCKHEIMER
PRODUCTION

AIR
THEY MADE IT HAPPEN. ON PURPOSE.

[chesley]

Holy Moses! benburch is further around the bend than even I had thought. You have performed a public service with this.

[Charles Henrickson]

MIHOP IS BUILT ON NOTHING, YES
Tune: "My Hope Is Built on Nothing Less"

MIHOP is built on nothing, yes,
But still my rage is bottomless;
I dare not trust what Bush may claim,
But wholly place on him the blame.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

When buildings fell on 9-11,
I knew this stunk to highest heav'n.
That famous crashing airplane shot
Was filmed upon a movie lot.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

His Rice, his Rumsfeld, Cheney, Rove
Support Bush in this web they wove.
When soon they take us all away,
My tin foil and MIHOP will stay.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

[Steve0113]

I'm only just visiting this planet.... Don't you just love the way the white billowing clouds shimmer with glistening colors at certain times of the day? I just can't get over it. And the trees! I met someone online just a while back who confessed that he'd never hugged a tree.

This HAS to be a Lousy Freeper Troll. Doesn't it?

[Charles Henrickson]

MOON BATTY
Tune: "Moon River"

Moon-batty,
Wilder than an ant,
I'm laughing at this rant
I read.
Oh, you DUmmie,
You're too FUnny;
Can't tell if you're jokin'
Or smokin'
Some weed.

Tin-hatty,
Off in la-la land,
Conspiracies so grand
You weave.
You're angry, you seem quite annoyed,
Sitting unemployed--
You're rather paranoid--
Moon-batty,
BELIEEEVE!

[Charles Henrickson]

I don't know if things have ever been this bad, though Germany was stopped, who's going to stop us?

Rule #1 of debate: First one to haul out the "Nazi" charge loses.

[Gordongekko909]

I see that the thread got some replies before it was baleeted... me wanna see!

[Charles Henrickson]

The truth has got to come out about this and I just don't see how it is going to.

You might begin by . . . PRODUCING SOME EVIDENCE!!!

HEL-LO?!

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm only just visiting this planet. I know when I first got here my first reaction was to scream bloody murder for all the PAIN that saturates the atmosphere of this otherwise quite stunning little planet.

Is that you, Marshall Applewhite?

[Charles Henrickson]

I once lived in NYC and worked at the WTC. . . .

You were the guy with the squeegee, weren't you?

[Charles Henrickson]

"if they lie about one thing, feel free to assume they could be lying about anything."

You talking about Clinton?

[Charles Henrickson]

Look what happened -- is happening -- to New Orleans and the Gulf coast.

Aha! It was . . . A PERFECT ROVIAN STORM!

[Charles Henrickson]

Don't you just love the way the white billowing clouds shimmer with glistening colors at certain times of the day?

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm sure there are covert operatives owned by more local interests that would be happy to move things along.

[Charles Henrickson]

9/11 happened because the world justly hates us for being capitalist and racist, except the world doesn't really hate us enough to do that sort of thing because actually Bush did it so we could go to war and now the world does hate us even more than before and the Middle East hates us most of all and takes credit for 9/11 but they didn't really do it because Bush did it to help us war against the enemies of his friends in the Middle East so I guess not everyone in the Middle East hates us because half of them are on Bush's side but anyway, whatever, we suck.

Precisely. You nailed it.

[BJClinton]

I need to make this my tagline but it's a bit too large:

"Well, it isn't simply hugging 'a tree', you understand,
it is wrapping your arms around an axis mundae; it is embracing the
local representative of a cosmic principal; it is to touch a great
living being that is far more ancient than ourselves."