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DUmmie FUnnies 04-25-06 ("The Left establishment's attack on 9/11 skeptics")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/25/2006 5:59:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The dirty little secret among liberals is that MOST of them believe that President Bush either knew about 9/11 in advance and Let It Happen On Purpose (LIHOP) or Made It Happen On Purpose (MIHOP). I say this is a dirty little secret because few of the establishment liberals will admit this in public even though this is what they actually believe. Try talking to a liberal in person and lead the conversation around to who was behind the 9/11 terror attacks. It won't be long before most liberals will proclaim that Bush could have prevented it but just let it happen on purpose OR that he was the real instigator of those attacks. That is what they say privately. Yes, it sounds KOOKY which is why establishment liberals in the MSM and in government keep a lid on such crackpot conspiracy theories. The far out lefties in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "The Left establishment's attack on 9/11 skeptics," confuse this reluctance to discuss 9/11 with an attack. Sorry DUmmies but most of those establishment liberals actually AGREE with you but they don't want the public to view them as kooks. Also when the regular leftists publicly discuss how Bush was behind 9/11 it embarrasses the establishment liberals and makes them fearful about how such nuttiness will affect them at the polls. I mean, you think Jim McDermott or John Conyers don't actually buy into the 9/11 conspiracy theories? Of course they do but they want to avoid the topic in public for fear of properly being branded as kooks. So let us now watch the DUmmies attack the Left "establishment" in Bolshevik Red for squirming at the mention of 9/11 conspiracy theories while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who is firmly in the IHOP camp of conspiracy theories, is in the [brackets]:

The Left establishment's attack on 9/11 skeptics

["Please don't embarrass us by spouting conspiracy theories that we really believe in but won't publicly admit."]

Soon after revelations concerning Bush administration prior knowledge of the 9/11 attacks ("Memogate"), a number of well-known media "liberals" and "progressives" launched a heavy-handed series of broadsides against independent 9/11 researchers who had been developing alternative theories in response to the deeply flawed and fraudulent official story. Why would they do this, at precisely the point that the Bush administration was clearly sweating bullets and in deep trouble?

[Because even though the liberals really do secretly buy into your conspiracy theories they don't want you to embarrass them by publicizing such kook theories. They know they would also be tainted by the kook brush.]

This question is particularly important in light of the fact that the anti-conspiracy critics have not been able (nor apparently willing) to articulate their own theory of what happened on 9/11 (and why) which can explain the devastating evidence and contradictions that have been exposed by independent researchers. Instead of offering a credible explanation, the gatekeepers merely saw fit to pathologize 9/11 skeptics as "paranoid conspiracy nuts" and "a danger to our movement."

[Shhhhh! Please don't tell people the kooky 9/11 conspiracy theories that we privately believe in. We are therefore forced to write you off as "paranoid conspiracy nuts" in public.]

Not surprisingly, the rank and file didn't buy into the hype—nor were many convinced by the gatekeepers' offhand, passionless calls for an official investigation. Interest in alternative 9/11 reporting continued to grow, and by the time that members of 9/11 victim's families began publicly demanding an end to the government coverup and even mainstream media outlets such as the NY Times were admitting that the lack of an independent investigatory commission was "extraordinary," the Left media gatekeepers backed down and adopted a new tactic of silent stonewalling and tacit support for the official story.

[If we say what we really believe we will be written off as kooks. Therefore we have adopted the silent stonewall mode as we PRETEND to support the official story.]

"Silent stonewalling" and removal of any discussion from "polite" circles, thus many if not most remain uneducated? I'm beginning to think we really are a danger to "their movement".

[And you are CORRECT. You are a danger to the liberals who want to get back in power by saying out loud what they really think in private. They know that if they say what they REALLY think about who was behind 9/11 (BUSH, BUSH, BUSH) then the public will write them off as being as kookie as the DUmmies.]

What possible reason would they have to come out that vehemently against 911 researchers, unless ...they aren't really democrats or they're DLC or gatekeepers, I've read that about David Corn. And Pacific radio really screwed Michael Ruppert over although his 911 show had the highest numbers on it , I think, ever, I'm not sure , but it had high numbers so that wasn't their motivation. Many "democratic" groups" have been taken over, it's scary.

[You still DON'T GET IT. David Corn and Pacific radio are all far left but they know that to publicly admit that they really think like you, that Bush was behind the 9/11 terror attacks, that they would lose all credibility. Therefore they have to distance themselves from you...in public.]

I think they are deathly afraid of questioning 9/11. The media has to take the lead...and they seem disinclined to independently investigate. There don't want to look like McKinney. Without investigatory control of committee's, there is no chance to bring it before Congress. Asking questions from the outside would bring forth a torrent of ridicule by the Republican Press. Maybe that will change if we get a majority in Congress.

[BINGO! You nailed it: they don't want to look like McKinney even though they really do believe in your kooky 9/11 conspiracy theories. And the torrent of ridicule won't come from a fictitious Republican Press, it will come from the PUBLIC. And as you stated at the end, the Democrats will be free to let loose in public with their kooky 9/11 conspiracy theories and become a party of Maurice Hinchleys if they win in November.]

Frankly, I have little faith that even with Democratic control of the house that a genuine investigation of 9/11 will ever occur. I mean, it ought to happen. It is desperately needed. But are people really ready to expose the beast, the genuine criminality that weaves its way through so many of the wealthiest and most powerful people on Earth? Are people ready to stand up to these criminals and face them down once and for all? I want to be hopeful but it isn't easy.

[The Mark of the Beast will be exposed but only if the Democrats win in November so they are free to say out loud what their private kooky 9/11 conspiracy theories really are.]

I know, the media is owned by a handful of corporations who benefit from the arrangement they have with this evil administration. What I don't get is the democrats unwillingness to say anything. Is it just because they don't want to get " McKinneyed"? or are they protecting something. The same questions I asked when Kerry wouldn't come out about election fraud. Did he make a deal? Did he just not want to get further swiftboated? Or is that silly sounding Skull & Bones stuff true?

[It wouldn't surprise me a bit if Mama T, at her exclusive Georgetown private parties, spouts the SAME 9/11 conspiracy theories as the DUmmies but in public her Boy Toy knows he has to keep mum on the subject...for now.]

9/11 was an atrocity carried out by specific members of our government. They need to be brought to justice. Germany survived and so will we.

[Spoken like a true MIHOP DUmmie. But remember, the establishment liberals can't publicly admit they agree with you...for now.]

I don't know if things have ever been this bad, though Germany was stopped, who's going to stop us? Sorry to be so negative, but that is what I think lately. I don't know how things have gotten so bad. Maybe they always were and other administrations had the ability to hide reality. The truth has got to come out about this and I just don't see how it is going to.

[Maybe the TRUTH already did come out (Al-Qaeda caused the 9/11 terror attacks) but you just didn't recognize it.]

I'm only just visiting this planet. I know when I first got here my first reaction was to scream bloody murder for all the PAIN that saturates the atmosphere of this otherwise quite stunning little planet. H20 is such an amazing element and in such abundance here. Don't you just love the way the white billowing clouds shimmer with glistening colors at certain times of the day? I just can't get over it. And the trees! I met someone online just a while back who confessed that he'd never hugged a tree. He is a Christian, or so he said, although I'm quite certain he's on our side. We were on team speak. He is back East and I am out West and there is probably 30 years or so between our ages. Knowing that I'm an "old hippie" and that I live here in California, he asked me if I was a tree huger and I had to admit, I am. He laughed, quite astounded, as if he'd never met one before, only heard about them as a sort of myth. I said, "What! You mean you've NEVER HUGGED A TREE!!??" And he admitted he had not. I was truly astounded; how can anyone with a beating heart and a breathing soul NOT want to hug a tree? He asked me, "Well, what is so great about hugging a tree?" Astounding, I tell you!! I had to say, "Well, it isn't simply hugging 'a tree', you understand, it is wrapping your arms around an axis mundae; it is embracing the local representative of a cosmic principal; it is to touch a great living being that is far more ancient than ourselves." I think he was somehow impressed by that.

[Enjoying your Acid Trip? Now back to reality...]

I have been in this dilema for sometime since the veil came off. Maybe it was more personal to me-because I once lived in NYC and worked at the WTC and well, damn it, (high drama I know) it could have been me. It's not remote. It's my own government. And what do I do about it? It's not denial, it's fear. I admit my fear. It's a good place to start. Afterall, fear and propaganda initially got me to support the Iraq war. Which is what lead me to 9/11. Every good lawyer tells you that "if they lie about one thing, feel free to assume they could be lying about anything." And with every day and every revelation this is a stone cold fact.

[MI-HOP over to the Rubber Room.]

I've only been to NY once in my life but I don't think it makes any difference. Look what happened -- is happening -- to New Orleans and the Gulf coast. The death and destruction could spread. Global war is a very real possibility and if the 'terrorists' we are creating right and left can't get it together to attack us to keep the American citizenry fighting for their very lives, then I'm sure there are covert operatives owned by more local interests that would be happy to move things along. None of us are safe so long as criminals are in charge of our national security apparatus. All of our lives are in danger. Most people think I'm being a bit histrionic, and understandably so. Still, when you let people get away with mass murder and you let them get away with stealing hundreds of billions of dollars and you let them get away with covering up arguably the biggest crime of this new century (so far), then why should they stop there?

[Thank you, Chicken Little, for that "Sky Is Falling" rant.]

Since when is the 9/11 forum strictly a 'conspiracy' forum anyway? I don't recall it being that way when it first started. It ought to be a forum for 9/11 news reporting, stories of the victims, and so forth - in short, it ought to be a forum for -anything- relating to 9/11. I am wondering why it isn't. I am researching a number of things, among them 9/11 and its links to crime networks in the U.S., and I am not finding much here that is helpful in that regard. I do think the original mission of this forum has been misinterpreted.

[Even Skinner won't allow the 9/11 forum posts to appear on the DUmmie GREATEST page. He wants to keep such kooky conspiracy theories a dirty little secret in DUmmieland even though the VAST MAJORITY of DUmmies are already firmly in the MIHOP camp.]

This forum doesn't even show up on the Latest page anymore when anyone posts a thread.

[Skinner's primary purpose is to get Democrats elected and publicizing these kookie conspiracy theories harms that goal (even though he personally believes in such wacko theories).]

You can fool some of the people... but, you can't fool them all. And, the soma does wear off over time.

[The DUmmie who posted the Tree Hugging reply obviously had a soma OD.]


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To: areafiftyone

I've noticed that most of the 9-11 conspiracy nuts come from the Left Coast. They weren't affected like the northeast was.


21 posted on 04/25/2006 6:34:24 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (It's my FRanniversary!)
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To: franksolich

Wow. Benburch is one seriously unhinged Dumpacrap.


22 posted on 04/25/2006 6:34:31 AM PDT by Denver Ditdat (Yo quiero secure borders.)
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To: PJ-Comix
9/11 was an atrocity carried out by specific members of our government. They need to be brought to justice. Germany survived and so will we.

And all those things Denise is saying about me are a lie, also....

23 posted on 04/25/2006 6:55:45 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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To: PJ-Comix
Look what happened -- is happening -- to New Orleans and the Gulf coast.

what's this doing in a 911 DU conspiracy thread ?
This should have been in the "Karl Rove Climate Change Master" conspiracy thread.
24 posted on 04/25/2006 7:01:51 AM PDT by stylin19a (I never put my foot in my mouth...I shoot that sucker off long before it gets anywhere near my mouth)
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To: Denver Ditdat
Here's the only thread one needs to understand the DUmmies. It was from the days when they first started archiving threads so it isn't as long or mean as previous posts on the same subject.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1436121
25 posted on 04/25/2006 7:11:12 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Memogate"

Memogate???? These DUmmies don't know which scandals are ours and which are theirs.


26 posted on 04/25/2006 7:17:41 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (If low-skill workers were key to economic growth, Mexico would be an economic powerhouse.-Rich Lowry)
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To: PJ-Comix
But are people really ready to expose the beast, the genuine criminality that weaves its way through so many of the wealthiest and most powerful people on Earth?

One thing--perhaps THE thing--that's always amused me about liberals is how they are completely obsessed with money, and how much money other people have. They go on and on about how evil money makes you, and yet their primary goal is getting more of it GIVEN to them, taken from the rich.

Just last night someone literally called me an evil Republican; an hour later, he was laughing at me because I used to work in a homeless shelter where most of the clients got SSI, and were making more than me. He went on and on about how funny that was, thinking he was making me uncomfortable. In fact, all he was doing was showing his true nature, and when I pointed this out, his face turned several shades of red, and the subject changed instantaneously.

27 posted on 04/25/2006 7:21:24 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (What part of 'If you don't vote Republican, DemRats will control our country' don't you understand?)
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To: PJ-Comix
establishment liberals . . . keep a lid on such crackpot conspiracy theories. The far out lefties . . . confuse this reluctance to discuss 9/11 with an attack.

The Left establishment's attack on 9/11 skeptics

So now even criticism of conspiracy theories about the real attack is itself an "attack"! Of course, this current "attack" is not really coming from the establishment lefties but undoubtedly from--and I'm just starting to read this screed, so I haven't seen yet if the DUmmies actually say this--the person behind this "attack" is of course Chimpy, who in turn is merely the sockpuppet for Rove (and Diebold and Abramoff and the Joooos and Cheney and Halliburton. . . .).

28 posted on 04/25/2006 7:25:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmie paranoia runs deep.)
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To: PJ-Comix

As if Bill Clinton ever did anything that wasn't related to making himself look good. He didn't do jack about terrorism.


29 posted on 04/25/2006 7:29:58 AM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: Choose Ye This Day
revelations concerning Bush administration prior knowledge of the 9/11 attacks ("Memogate")

I think this "Memogate" is a reference to the Downing Street Memos--or "Minutes," as Pitt is wont to call them. You know: Remember the famous DSM rally in Lafayette Park last year on June 16, which Pitt thought would be The Day When Everything Finally Changed?

30 posted on 04/25/2006 7:32:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (P3.)
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To: PJ-Comix
launched a heavy-handed series of broadsides against independent 9/11 researchers. . . .

Translation: "pointed out the absurdities of the conspiracy theories of basement-dwelling DUmmie wacko moonbats. . . ."

31 posted on 04/25/2006 7:36:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmiespeak translator)
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To: PJ-Comix
know, the media is owned by a handful of corporations who benefit from the arrangement they have with this evil administration. What I don't get is the democrats unwillingness to say anything. Is it just because they don't want to get " McKinneyed"? or are they protecting something. The same questions I asked when Kerry wouldn't come out about election fraud. Did he make a deal? Did he just not want to get further swiftboated? Or is that silly sounding Skull & Bones stuff true?

This DUmmie has a post graduate degree in talking points with a minor in conspiracy.

32 posted on 04/25/2006 7:39:18 AM PDT by SCALEMAN
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To: PJ-Comix
Frankly, I have little faith that even with Democratic control of the house that a genuine investigation of 9/11 will ever occur. I mean, it ought to happen. It is desperately needed.

IOTHOP

33 posted on 04/25/2006 7:42:33 AM PDT by mikrofon (*HOP to it...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Why would they do this. . . ?

Choose the correct answer:

a. They want to win elections.
b. There is nothing to these crazy conspiracy theories.
c. They want to win elections, and there is nothing to these crazy conspiracy theories.

The correct answer is "c."

34 posted on 04/25/2006 7:44:03 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Who got that one right?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Since Michelle Malkin now has the Hot Air Website for videocasts, I would love if some Freeper out there from New York take a video camera to record Rep. Maurice Hinchley talking about 9/11. Hinchley has a track record of coming up with nuttie conspiracy theories (including how Memogate was really a Republican plot to discredit See-BS) so I'm sure the results would be quite amusing to watch. All the videographer need do is ask about 9/11 and then just watch as Hinchley launches into his conspiracy mode.

p.s. No need to get confrontational. Just let Hinchley do all the talking.

35 posted on 04/25/2006 7:47:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
the anti-conspiracy critics have not been able (nor apparently willing) to articulate their own theory of what happened on 9/11 (and why)

Here's my personal theory on what happened on 9/11--it's "out there," but bear with me:

A group of Muslim terrorists crashed airplanes into buildings, killing a lot of people.

Why? Again, this may seem far-fetched, but here goes:

I. They hated America, because a) America supports Israel, and b) America symbolizes the evil non-Muslim West.

II. Their insane, nutty, false religion encourages this kind of violent behavior.

III. They were able to get away with this, because a) the Clinton Administration was asleep at the switch for eight years, and b) liberal-driven political correctness prevented anyone from profiling a bunch of Arab-looking men in their 20s and 30s.

I know, I know, call me a tinfoil-chapeaued kook, but that's my theory, and I'm sticking with it.

36 posted on 04/25/2006 8:00:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Independent 9/11 researcher)
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To: franksolich

1) I thought Scamdy.com was gone for good but nice to see it back on line.
2) Is that benberch thread still up in DUmmieland? That is so pathetic that it borderlines funny!


37 posted on 04/25/2006 8:11:24 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
They don't want to look like McKinney.

Who would?


38 posted on 04/25/2006 8:14:00 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (With her goo-goo-googly eyes.)
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To: PJ-Comix
But are people really ready to expose the beast, the genuine criminality that weaves its way through so many of the wealthiest and most powerful people on Earth?

BFEE!!! BUSH FAMILY EVIL EMPIRE!!!
PNAC! CFR! LIHOP! MIHOP! IHOP! HOPI! C3PO! E=MC2. . . .

39 posted on 04/25/2006 8:20:11 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmie shorthand.)
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To: Incorrigible
1) I thought Scamdy.com was gone for good but nice to see it back on line. 2) Is that benberch thread still up in DUmmieland? That is so pathetic that it borderlines funny!

No, Scamdy's been around, but quiet since there hasn't been anything but run-of-the-mill ordinary everyday scams going on, nothing special about any of them.

The "benburch" thread lasted half an hour in DUmmieland, and garnered some responses (alas as far as I know, the responses were not screen-captured) before my fellow alum, the rugbyite Head Warden "Skinner" came to his senses, and locked-banned-deleted that particular thread.

40 posted on 04/25/2006 8:25:52 AM PDT by franksolich (everything changes every day)
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