DUmmie FUnnies 04-10-06 ("Would the military intervene to save us?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 10, 2006 | steve2470, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[SouthernBoyupNorth]

Hmmm I guess it all depends on what goddess the wiccan follows now don't it. I served with a wiccan who followed Morrigan {sp?} the goddess of war. Good guy and honorable, as far as I know he didn't lie, cheat or steal and believed in the USA. The type of guy you could trust at your back. Don't dis them all.
As far as this DUMMMMMMMY post they never fail to amaze me. they really are digging themselves a deeper hole then I ever though anyone could..... and they just keep digging.

[ariamne]

...while studiously ignoring the islamic fundie who really will..

[SoothingDave]

Nice theory, but I'm not buying it until you explain the roles of Halliburton, Diebold and Walmart in the grand scheme.

You say that like you're under the illusion that those are three separate companies.

SD

[SoothingDave]

But surely there is a subterranean "floor" to how low they can go.

It's turtles all the way down.

SD

[ariamne]

But surely there is a subterranean "floor" to how low they can go.

Every floor they sink to has a trap door.

[franksolich]

It's turtles all the way down.

Well, it would be hard to get any lower than that time a DUmmie posted recipes about using placentae (afterbirths) for a dinner delicacy, but I imagine they will.....

[NELSON111]

Paranoia strikes deep.

Well...they were PROBABLY saying the same thing about this place 7 years ago. There were numerous people on this site claiming Clinton had no plans of leaving office and would suspend the constitution. Of course, what separates us from them is there were some voices of reason HERE that tried to talk them out of that insanity...unlike over there where EVERYONE is saying that...but still...a large number of people over here at FR (and many of which are still here) thought he would not leave and would suspend the constitution.

Paranoia is not wasted on the left alone.

[SoothingDave]

HBO once, on a "Shock Video" program, showed the eating of this delicacy. The DUmmie probably just was aping that.

SD

[Not A Snowbird]

If the military didn't revolt under Clinton, as much as we collectively loathed everything he did and stood for, then there's not much hope the military will revolt under Bush.

Those who don't care for him will simply wait him out, like we did for eight long years of Clinton's antics.

Poor DUmmies are at their FUnniest when they pretend to understand the military!

[kevkrom]

You say that like you're under the illusion that those are three separate companies.

I covered all of that under the umbrella of "BFEE" -- if you can't keep up with the terminology, upgrade to better tin-foil.

[Darkwolf377]

If DUmmie thread success is reducing one to speechlessness, this one's a winner: These people are freakin deranged. Not only are they advocating violent overthrow of an elected president (I LOVE that "I'm not advocating violence here, so just relax." BS--talk about a red flag!), but what is the source one of them mentions? The Turner Diaries! Kinda fits in with their hatred for the "Neo-Cons" (wink, wink, The Jooooos) schtick.

DU is getting creepy.

[jiggyboy]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: there are clear signs that individual DUmmies and DU as a group (i.e. mob) are inevitably and imminently going to crack up.

These fantasies (?) of the suspension of the Consitituion, military coup of some kind or another, etc. say that the whole bell curve of sanity is shifting for these guys.

Reading the FUnnies and reading the general news lately is kinda like being in really tight traffic just before an accident happens in front of you. You can see that the usual jerk behavior is there, but all of a sudden something goes wrong, a whole lot of swerving and wild action is going on all over the place, and before you can really figure out that something is going horribly wrong, you see the undercarriage of an SUV facing you or a pickup truck on its roof on the median.

Adverse reactions to the fall elections could be the final straw for some of these people.

[.cnI redruM]

Cool---This sounds like MilGov vs CivGov in Twilight2000.

[Choose Ye This Day]

All right, is it steve2370, 2470, or 2570?

[justshutupandtakeit]

LSD would improve their thoughtfulness and clarity. High Flying Fully tripping acidheads make ten times the sense these fools do. The next door neighbors cat makes more sense.

[p23185]

We appreciate you DU funnies but honestly, how can you stand to go over to that dump and read all the insane stuff and not loose you own mind?

[jiggyboy]

because "they don't read twenty newspapers a day"

Belzer's "twenty newspapers" of choice are almost by defnition NYT and its echo chamber. You might as well read the same newspaper twenty times.

I rarely -- maybe once a month -- see something on TV that I haven't seen previously on FR. Drives jiggygirl nuts when I complete the otherwise-maddening "teases" they do on the local news before the breaks: TV: "Coming up: A motion to censure the President -- one Bay Area politician takes a bold stand..." me: "Boxer the commie, of course!" her: "Knock it off!"

[jiggyboy]

There were numerous people on this site claiming Clinton had no plans of leaving office and would suspend the constitution

Point of order: Clinton himself did "suggest" that he would stay in office after January 20 if necessary.

[Democratshavenobrains]

These idiots said THE EXACT SAME THING about Bush cancelling the 2004 election. Not one of those morons even admited they were being fearmongers.

[The Right Stuff]

Ah, but don't forget the Rovian mind machine and those stolen ballots in Ohio - home of the eveeeellll Diebold!