DUmmie FUnnies 04-06-06 ("WTC buildings were demolished by cutter charges")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 6, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[EricT.]

I270 in St Louis wasn't designed to be a parking lot.

News to me.

[steve-b]

Filling in for our usual bard's Lent abstention:

They're loonie and they're hooky
Ridiculous and kooky
They're altogther ooky
The DUmmie Family

The doctors came to see 'em
And thorazine IV 'em
But still they rant and scre-am
The DUmmie Family

"Chimp is a crook!" (snap, snap)
"Chimp is a crook!" (snap, snap)
"Chimp is a crook!" (3x) (snap, snap)

So put your tinfoil shawl on
Get earplugs you can call on
We're gonna pay a call on
The DUmmie Family (snap, snap)

[Fenris6]

Interesting that a Republican majority congress thinks that spending $40 million to uncover a secret blow-job

Sexual discrimination and sexual harassment. The President can't trade sex for jobs [Wiley], can't deny promotion because a suboridinate won't submit to demands for oral sex [Jones], and can't reward those who do submit with job offers at the UN and Revlon [Lewinsky].

is better justified than spending LESS THAN HALF an equal amount on uncovering potential INSIDE involvment in 9/11

Idiot. This has already been debunked a dozen times. Do a net search on it. You people are morons.

[BJClinton]

Two towers 2 countries.

There were three towers.

[jw777]

I wonder why they didn't come forward and ask to testify as expert witnesses?

[kingu]

PJ, I check out the 9/11 forum sometimes for a laugh. What's really funny is when Skinner occasionally sticks an extreme tinfoil thread in the forum that has nothing to do with 9/11, such NWO alien coverups. Then the 9/11 conspiracy theorists get all indigent about their "serious work" being undermined by such threads in their forum. Then the other conspiracy nuts get mad that the 9/11 nuts aren't taking their pet conspiracy theory seriously.

See? This is incontrovertible evidence that Skinner and PJ-Comix are indeed one in the same people. No one would stick a NWO alien cover-up thread into the 911 conspiracy forum unless they were playing with the forum like watching an ant farm after tossing in a juicy grub. So Skinner's playing both sides of the street here, obviously...

So, I wonder, if he's playing with the ant farm over there, why not play over here too? Like tossing us a 911 conspiracy thread to see if we tear it apart like the juicy grub it is...

We're on to you, Skinner...

Damn, that actually hurts... Next time I'm going to use softer tin foil, because this heavy stuff just digs into my scalp...

[kenth]

jet fuel doesn't burn at a temperature sufficient to melt structural steel.

I was just waiting for that one. I don't know what's worse, the disingenuous people putting that idea forth, or the dummies who believe it.

Besides that ridiculous "idea", another amusing one was the dummie wondering why the Pentagon didn't collapse. It really doesn't require much thought to know why, but it's evidently way too much for them to understand.

[.cnI redruM]

Pancakes cooked at MIHOP?

[steve-b]

The pentagon is five stories tall, but covers 29 acres of ground. You could fit the capitol building into any one of the five sides that comprise the building.
Yet this idiot wants to know why it didn't topple over. It didn't topple over because it’s f#*king flat, you braindead f#*king moron! It’s like asking why a pancake laying flat doesn't topple over.

LOL -- don't hold back; tell us what you really think....

[The Right Stuff]

a laugh, thanks Steve!

[steve-b]

Get a load of their latest [ OMINOUS ECHOEY SOUND EFFECT ] Suspicious Fact [ OMINOUS ECHOEY SOUND EFFECT ]:

Shortly before 9 a.m. on September 11th, Judd boarded an elevator on the north tower's 78th floor Sky Lobby to take him to his 85th floor office. When the elevator door opened on the 83rd floor, Judd saw the three elevator banks across from him explode, moments after an American Airlines Flight 11 slammed into the building several floors above

Obviously, that proves that "cutter charges" were used to bring down the WTC....

[speed_addiction]

They also ignore that to bring a building down weeks of prep work go into cutting supports and other well planned minor demolition is needed before the first explosives are placed. Just planting explosives aren't enough. One would think the people who worked at the WTC would have noticed all the construction going on throughout the building as the morons suggest had to have happened for their scenario to work. There wasn't any.

Also they ignore that bringing down these structures is a very specialized undertaking with only a handful of companies doing it an probably no more than 5 able to take a job of this size on.

A structure of the size of either tower had ever been brought down before. The community of people doing this type of work is so small, the job would have been so massive that it would not have gone unnoticed within the industry.


What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.

[imskylark]

"while a few small fires from debris supposedly makes an entire building collapse"

A few small fires???? Let's just forget about the jet fuel and the people jumping because of the 'small' fires.

[gardencatz]

The DUmmies on this thread, put together, probably don't have the scientific sophistication to "find faults" in the theory that the Earth is a flat plate resting on the back of a tortoise.

Not to mention (and one doesn't have to be an engineer to figure this out) the logistics of pulling something this huge off. Bush had only been in office since January. He didn't even have his whole cabinet yet (thanks to congress), let alone enough conspirators that would keep quiet, including fire investigators who are trained to detect explosives. Considering the brothers they lost, no way they would've been quiet. The planning alone would've had to be done years in advance, long before anyone even knew Bush would be the president. That means Clinton & Algore would've been in on it as well. Frankly, if Bush's only agenda was to enrich his buddies, it would've been much easier for him to help them get in on the oil for food scam while pretending to look the other way. All his oil buddies, Haliburton & Carlisle Group and whoever else is supposedly in the cabal could've made a fortune without half as much hassle. How absolutely assinine to think that people who's main objective was to get rich and gain power would do something this messy and difficult when they could just join France and Russia and cut themselves a nice big slice of Saddam's pie.

[PJ-Comix]

I work with a liberal nutcase that I am going to show that too...

Show him that Penn & Teller video. What I liked about it is that it EXPOSED what flat out loonies these conspiracy theorists are. Often similar people are cited as "experts" in the MSM when in fact they are flat out NUTCASES.

[jw777]

Oh, yeah and I forgot that I saw some guys with wires coming out of a plunging mechanism and when they saw the jets hit, the pushed down and said, "FIRE IN THE HOLE".

Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.

DU'ers need to put down the bongs and acid.

[MikefromOhio]

Oh yeah...

although I think one of the things he's nearly in touch with most of everyone else is what happened on 9/11....

His main issues are Iraq and gas....

[p23185]

[Yes. Let us believe that a secret government team placed large numbers of explosive charges all over the World Trade Center Buildings without being detected. Oh, and we also have to believe the government then set the charges off and killed thousands of people just so Bush could advance his agenda. And all this pulled off perfectly without ONE person involved in the plot ever revealing what happened. Yes, this could be done but only in the Alternate Reality DUmmie Zone.]

Has anyone tried to calculate the odds of this many people being involved and not a peep from any of them after 911? They could blackmail the entire Federal Government not to mention what a field day the Insurance Companies would have if one of them came forward. Morons, everyone of the DUummies.

[hattend]

That Penn and Teller video is awesome! I sent the link to all my right winger friends

[infidel29]

I've had this theory, not giving creedence to MIHOP or LIHOP, but what if building #7 was brought down by explosives.... so what?

We know the CIA had offices in the WTC, not to mention the DoJ. We also know that buildings like FBI, CIA, DoD, DoJ main offices are wired in case of compromise.(If the information within is compromisecd by break-in calamity or disaster, the building can be brought down to preserve the intel)

What if building #7 housed the DoJ documents that pertained to ENRON among others, CIA or other government offices. What if the government determined the integrity of the intel was compromised and pulled the building... so what? It could have been wired months beforetime.

Not that I think this is what happened, I just mean so what if it was?

AND being that ENRON turned out to be a Clinton scandal, Clinton era intel was in the offices and Clinton operatives were on the 9/11 comission, why couldn't the MIHOP or LIHOP be laid at CLINTON'S door? They are the ones that would have had the time to plot it, plan it and enough socialist Clintonistas were still in high places within the government to carry it out.