My April Fools sense is tingling.
1 posted on
04/05/2006 3:00:10 AM PDT by
S0122017
To: S0122017
Surely the others with Him would have noticed the ice - lol.
2 posted on
04/05/2006 3:03:27 AM PDT by
1_Of_We
To: S0122017
If you don't believe, you have to expend a lot of energy trying to disprove things like this.
3 posted on
04/05/2006 3:09:41 AM PDT by
John W
To: S0122017
Theres no other way than this....Jesus was walking on pollution that the eil Halliburton Corporation was dumping into the water!!
4 posted on
04/05/2006 3:13:11 AM PDT by
ICE-FLYER
(God bless and keep the United States of America)
To: S0122017
"A mind is a terrible thing ..."
5 posted on
04/05/2006 3:13:35 AM PDT by
manwiththehands
(I will remember in November.)
To: S0122017
Jesus could've been publicly executed, buried, rose from the dead an appeared to scores of people, and folks like that still would refuse to believe.
Snark!
6 posted on
04/05/2006 3:14:00 AM PDT by
4U2OUI
(losing what I thought was sanity...and liking it.)
To: S0122017
What was Peter using a rubber duckie?
7 posted on
04/05/2006 3:19:47 AM PDT by
sirchtruth
(Words Mean Things...)
To: S0122017
And they explain His other miracles like healing the sick, raising Lazarus, and rising from the dead Himself by.......?
These "researchers" are pathetic.
With God all things are possible.
8 posted on
04/05/2006 3:22:56 AM PDT by
SkyPilot
To: S0122017
Ice thick enough to walk on, at least an inch thick, forms on a salt lake due to a sudden blast of cold air. Right.
The account says Jesus walked out to them. This means the ice was along the shore line. Even less likely since water is usually warmer there. Also, there was a wind. A fresh patch of ice up to will break up quickly if there is a wind. I've seen that happen a number of times. This guy is really stretching it.
9 posted on
04/05/2006 3:28:44 AM PDT by
Right Wing Assault
("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
To: S0122017
10 posted on
04/05/2006 3:28:53 AM PDT by
Vaquero
("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: S0122017
I believe our Lord said it best:
"O ye of little faith."
Man seeks to be God so he attempts to disprove His deity and existence.
"Come quickly, Lord Jesus! Amen!"
11 posted on
04/05/2006 3:34:35 AM PDT by
kpbruinfan
("Try as they might, they cannot steal your dreams." - Neil Peart)
To: S0122017
But how does he explain Peter walking on water, starting to sink, and Jesus helping him up again?
13 posted on
04/05/2006 3:43:23 AM PDT by
shekkian
To: S0122017
If you want to discount the story, isn't it just easier to say they made it up? It's not like we have film of it to explain.
To: S0122017
23 posted on
04/05/2006 5:42:17 AM PDT by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
To: S0122017
It's a good thing he didn't get cold feet!
25 posted on
04/05/2006 7:32:23 AM PDT by
.cnI redruM
(Watching the Left turn on Senator McCain amuses me somehow....)
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