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Jesus could have walked on ice (instead of water), says Florida State Researcher
news.com.com future tech blog ^ | April 4 | Michael Kanellos

Posted on 04/05/2006 3:00:07 AM PDT by S0122017

Jesus could have walked on ice, says Florida State Researcher April 4, 2006 11:47 AM PDT

A large, somewhat rare piece of floating ice in the Sea of Galilee may explain one of the signature events in Christian theology, according to a report from Florida State University.

Doron Nof, a Florida State professor widely known for his studies on ancient lakes, says in a study published this month that cooler climates in what is now Northern Israel combined with the unique environmental chemistry in the body of water (known as Lake Kinneret to ancient Israelis) could have lead to the formation of large, floating sheets of ice.

A sheet of ice would have also been unobtrusive from shore, the study adds.

Ice formation in the region is rare. Under normal conditions, ice may only form once every thousand years. But temperatures were lower in the region 2,000 years ago, raising the odds that ice could have formed every 30 to 160 years.

"As natural scientists, we simply explain that unique freezing processes probably happened in that region only a handful of times during the last 12,000 years," Nof said in a prepared statement. "We leave to others the question of whether or not our research explains the biblical account."

Nof also did not address how someone could have surfed on a sheet of ice.

The study appears in the April 2006 Journal of Paleolimnology, a scientific publication that addresses the reconstruction of lake history. Posted by Michael Kanellos


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My April Fools sense is tingling.
1 posted on 04/05/2006 3:00:10 AM PDT by S0122017
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Surely the others with Him would have noticed the ice - lol.


2 posted on 04/05/2006 3:03:27 AM PDT by 1_Of_We
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To: S0122017

If you don't believe, you have to expend a lot of energy trying to disprove things like this.


3 posted on 04/05/2006 3:09:41 AM PDT by John W
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To: S0122017

Theres no other way than this....Jesus was walking on pollution that the eil Halliburton Corporation was dumping into the water!!


4 posted on 04/05/2006 3:13:11 AM PDT by ICE-FLYER (God bless and keep the United States of America)
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To: S0122017

"A mind is a terrible thing ..."


5 posted on 04/05/2006 3:13:35 AM PDT by manwiththehands (I will remember in November.)
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To: S0122017

Jesus could've been publicly executed, buried, rose from the dead an appeared to scores of people, and folks like that still would refuse to believe.

Snark!


6 posted on 04/05/2006 3:14:00 AM PDT by 4U2OUI (losing what I thought was sanity...and liking it.)
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To: S0122017

What was Peter using a rubber duckie?


7 posted on 04/05/2006 3:19:47 AM PDT by sirchtruth (Words Mean Things...)
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And they explain His other miracles like healing the sick, raising Lazarus, and rising from the dead Himself by.......?

These "researchers" are pathetic.

With God all things are possible.

8 posted on 04/05/2006 3:22:56 AM PDT by SkyPilot
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To: S0122017

Ice thick enough to walk on, at least an inch thick, forms on a salt lake due to a sudden blast of cold air. Right.

The account says Jesus walked out to them. This means the ice was along the shore line. Even less likely since water is usually warmer there. Also, there was a wind. A fresh patch of ice up to will break up quickly if there is a wind. I've seen that happen a number of times. This guy is really stretching it.



9 posted on 04/05/2006 3:28:44 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: S0122017

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/1608984/posts


10 posted on 04/05/2006 3:28:53 AM PDT by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: S0122017

I believe our Lord said it best:

"O ye of little faith."

Man seeks to be God so he attempts to disprove His deity and existence.

"Come quickly, Lord Jesus! Amen!"


11 posted on 04/05/2006 3:34:35 AM PDT by kpbruinfan ("Try as they might, they cannot steal your dreams." - Neil Peart)
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To: Vaquero

I searched for "jezus" and found no hits so assumed nobody else had posted. I did not think to search "jesus" :)


12 posted on 04/05/2006 3:42:09 AM PDT by S0122017 (God created the aliens which guided evolution which produced the human race and that's the Truth.)
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But how does he explain Peter walking on water, starting to sink, and Jesus helping him up again?


13 posted on 04/05/2006 3:43:23 AM PDT by shekkian
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To: SkyPilot; NYer; kstewskis; Victoria Delsoul; Kelly_2000; Raquel; Miss Marple; kassie; lysie; ...
And they explain His other miracles like healing the sick, raising Lazarus, and rising from the dead Himself by.......?

Yep!

No where in the Gospels does Jesus utter to Peter, "Just kidding!"

You can't explain Miracles.

I wanna be there when researchers try to figure out how Jesus changed water into wine. Maybe they need someone to test the water? ; )

Sheesh!

14 posted on 04/05/2006 3:43:28 AM PDT by Northern Yankee ( Stay The Course!)
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When I read headlines like this I can't help thinking about the old saying; 'and if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle'.

Yea, He could have walked on ice. He could have walked on partially submerged crocodiles, too.

Who pays for this crap?

(I know, I know, we do...)

L

15 posted on 04/05/2006 3:46:48 AM PDT by Lurker (In God I trust. Everyone else shows me their hands.)
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To: Northern Yankee

We WILL be there when Jesus returns in clouds of blinding glory to judge all humankind. And though my eyes will be beholding His majesty, I may sneak a peak at the faces of all the geniuses whose only way to make headlines for their 15 minutes of fame in the msm was to try to deny Jesus's miracles.


17 posted on 04/05/2006 3:52:24 AM PDT by kittymyrib
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"But how does he explain Peter walking on water, starting to sink, and Jesus helping him up again?"

Not to mention, they row 3 or 4 miles through ice thick enough to support a man's weight, or how does a sea covered by ice get stirred up by a strong wind?


18 posted on 04/05/2006 4:01:49 AM PDT by loboinok (Gun Control is hitting what you aim at!)
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I may sneak a peak at the faces of all the geniuses whose only way to make headlines for their 15 minutes of fame in the msm was to try to deny Jesus's miracles.

Me too!

19 posted on 04/05/2006 4:03:56 AM PDT by Northern Yankee ( Stay The Course!)
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Im alone in my suggestion that it was an April Fool's joke?


20 posted on 04/05/2006 4:35:45 AM PDT by S0122017 (God created the aliens which guided evolution which produced the human race and that's the Truth.)
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