Jesus could have walked on ice (instead of water), says Florida State Researcher

news.com.com future tech blog ^ | April 4 | Michael Kanellos

[S0122017]

My April Fools sense is tingling.

[1_Of_We]

Surely the others with Him would have noticed the ice - lol.

[John W]

If you don't believe, you have to expend a lot of energy trying to disprove things like this.

[ICE-FLYER]

Theres no other way than this....Jesus was walking on pollution that the eil Halliburton Corporation was dumping into the water!!

[manwiththehands]

"A mind is a terrible thing ..."

[4U2OUI]

Jesus could've been publicly executed, buried, rose from the dead an appeared to scores of people, and folks like that still would refuse to believe.

Snark!

[sirchtruth]

What was Peter using a rubber duckie?

[SkyPilot]

And they explain His other miracles like healing the sick, raising Lazarus, and rising from the dead Himself by.......?

These "researchers" are pathetic.

With God all things are possible.

[Right Wing Assault]

Ice thick enough to walk on, at least an inch thick, forms on a salt lake due to a sudden blast of cold air. Right.

The account says Jesus walked out to them. This means the ice was along the shore line. Even less likely since water is usually warmer there. Also, there was a wind. A fresh patch of ice up to will break up quickly if there is a wind. I've seen that happen a number of times. This guy is really stretching it.

[Vaquero]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/1608984/posts

[kpbruinfan]

I believe our Lord said it best:

"O ye of little faith."

Man seeks to be God so he attempts to disprove His deity and existence.

"Come quickly, Lord Jesus! Amen!"

[S0122017]

I searched for "jezus" and found no hits so assumed nobody else had posted. I did not think to search "jesus" :)

[shekkian]

But how does he explain Peter walking on water, starting to sink, and Jesus helping him up again?

[Northern Yankee]

And they explain His other miracles like healing the sick, raising Lazarus, and rising from the dead Himself by.......?

Yep!

No where in the Gospels does Jesus utter to Peter, "Just kidding!"

You can't explain Miracles.

I wanna be there when researchers try to figure out how Jesus changed water into wine. Maybe they need someone to test the water? ; )

Sheesh!

[Lurker]

When I read headlines like this I can't help thinking about the old saying; 'and if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle'.

Yea, He could have walked on ice. He could have walked on partially submerged crocodiles, too.

Who pays for this crap?

(I know, I know, we do...)

L

[kittymyrib]

We WILL be there when Jesus returns in clouds of blinding glory to judge all humankind. And though my eyes will be beholding His majesty, I may sneak a peak at the faces of all the geniuses whose only way to make headlines for their 15 minutes of fame in the msm was to try to deny Jesus's miracles.

[loboinok]

"But how does he explain Peter walking on water, starting to sink, and Jesus helping him up again?"

Not to mention, they row 3 or 4 miles through ice thick enough to support a man's weight, or how does a sea covered by ice get stirred up by a strong wind?

[Northern Yankee]

I may sneak a peak at the faces of all the geniuses whose only way to make headlines for their 15 minutes of fame in the msm was to try to deny Jesus's miracles.

Me too!

[S0122017]

Im alone in my suggestion that it was an April Fool's joke?