DUmmie FUnnies 03-31-06 (" I am so sick of him")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 31, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[kevkrom]

every morning when my homepage opens up to BuzzFlash and the first thing I see is those beady, evil eyes, I have to quickly scroll down the page so I don't have to look at him

Have you considered changing your homepage? Try this on for size... it may be a better fit.

[kevkrom]

I am sick to death of the lies. A constant, daily barrage of lies that never ceases to amaze me with its blatant, arrogant confidence that yes, here is a lie, folks, and I just dare you to call me on it.

Ah, yes... another reference to a cascade of "lies" coming from Bush, without even one single specific supposed lie mentioned.

[kevkrom]

that is the thing that makes Democrats different than the GOP

The fact that you're psychotic sociopaths? I'd have to agree.

[kevkrom]

Bush is GOING DOWN!! He may well face the death penalty and his families dynasty will go down in history as the cause of near extinction of the human specie.

And the have the nerve to claim that Bush lies on a daily basis when whoppers like this serve almost as taglines at DU.

[kevkrom]

Yeah, I think we're supposed to move our clocks ahead one hour Saturday night.

It's Bush's fault!!!

[Ditter]

I feel the same way, I get a huge kick out of their misery. I guess that is because I am an evvvvillle Republican and I love it!

I got an e-mail this morning, it was called "The Plan".

If men want to marry men, women want to marry women and people want to abort their babies, let them do it. In 3 generations there won't be anymore democrats. Don't you love it when a plan comes together?

[RabidBartender]

I've thought of that before as well, but I think I would rather have the Democrats around than have the children killed.

Besides, who would we have to laugh at?

[Mr. Silverback]

You know all this Bush hatred is payback for clintons impeachment don't you?

It's way more than that. They seem to have made him embody everything they despise about Christianity, the government and even American culture. I think there's a spiritual root to it; they've certainly bought into their side's prattle about him being a theocrat.

[BamaAndy]

I guess the millions of freed Iraqis don't mean anything.

[Ditter]

Whether we like it or not the dimocrats are following The Plan. It may take longer than 3 generations but that is the way they are heading and there is nothing we can do to stop them.

[chesley]

I gave away my television in order to cut down on the number of intrusions per day by news media talking about him him him him him. A novel re-telling of the classic pawn shop story.

[chesley]

Doesn't it, though? Schadenfreud has an intensely sweet taste, nicely balanced with an exquisite tartness. I love the stuff spread liberally on liberals.

[SCALEMAN]

If men want to marry men, women want to marry women and people want to abort their babies, let them do it. In 3 generations there won't be anymore democrats. Don't you love it when a plan comes together?

Thats the agenda behind same sex adoption. They need offspring to indoctrinate to perpetuate the 'species'.

[.cnI redruM]

>>>>I am psychologically affected by my worry about the future that awaits my child. I am tired of waking up in the middle of the night after dreams of Armageddon brought about by a cackling sociopath who prays for the 'honor' of bringing about the End Times that he believes is his destiny.

How are these DU posts any different than the anti-immigration posters who attack the President here on FreeRepublic?

[Mr. Silverback]

Ah, yes... another reference to a cascade of "lies" coming from Bush, without even one single specific supposed lie mentioned.

Oh, but you don't understand...in their world "As the president" is a lie, and so is "I'm trying to win the war on terror"...etc. etc. :-)

[Smedley]

I'm getting sicker by the day of all this bushit. I'm waiting for more people to wake the f*ck up. Just seething right now.

If only for this reason alone, I'm ready to donate $2,000 to the Cheney for president campaign as it will be seen by the DUmmies as more of the same - but of course Cheney won't run.

[Mr. Silverback]

How are these DU posts any different than the anti-immigration posters who attack the President here on FreeRepublic?

Well, the whole "Jesus freak brings Armageddon" vibe isa difference.

[franksolich]

It's way more than that.

From surveying old magazines circa 1890-1990, I think the decline in civil political discourse in America happened around 1980.....and nearly all of the blame belongs on the other side, not this side.

We all know what happened in 1980. The Great Humanitarian, just as the Great Humanitarian Herbert Hoover 38 years before, was defeated by Ronald Reagan.....and by exactly the same overwhelming margin, I believe if I remember correctly, even to the tenth decimal point.

The landslide of 1984 is the one better remembered, and people have the tendency to forget about the massive landslide of 1980, which is when all this unnecessary political animosity started.

I am not aware that Democrats hated Dwight Eisenhower, Richard Nixon, Barry Goldwater, or Gerald Ford, as much as they hated Reagan.

The hate started with Reagan.

Why?

As in any democratic nation, there is a minority that wishes the nation as a whole ill, and under the Pious One, America had been going down the tubes, to their satisfaction and glee. But then Reagan came in, and stopped the deterioration, the decay, the demise.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I am psychologically affected

Typical DUmmie.

[.cnI redruM]

But only in content, rather than tone or rationality.