Southern Palm Beach County seems to be the Ground Zero of PEST sufferers. Anybody who lives in South Florida knows the truth of that.
Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING LIst.
1 posted on
03/30/2006 5:25:42 AM PST by
PJ-Comix
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2 posted on
03/30/2006 5:26:40 AM PST by
PJ-Comix
((Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
Well f**k, In before the ping.
3 posted on
03/30/2006 5:26:50 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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5 posted on
03/30/2006 5:27:38 AM PST by
Mercat
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7 posted on
03/30/2006 5:27:54 AM PST by
bcsco
("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
To: PJ-Comix
OMG this has got to be the best one yet. The DUmmies make up their own mental diseases! ONLY ONE CURE FOR IT!! STOP TAKING ALL THOSE DRUGS!
8 posted on
03/30/2006 5:29:43 AM PST by
areafiftyone
(Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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10 posted on
03/30/2006 5:31:43 AM PST by
Lurker
(In God I trust. Everyone else shows me their hands.)
To: PJ-Comix
My name is SharonRB and I suffer from B.I.T.S. I'll be the first to admit it. Do you know the cure? 
11 posted on
03/30/2006 5:32:11 AM PST by
Fintan
(Hey, you can't make this stuff up.)
To: PJ-Comix
dad: why? that is so silly, he's the president, you should at least respect the office.
me: "This is my house, I don't want to hear or see that lying piece of shit in my house. He makes me want to vomit and shit at the same time. Turn it off now."
dad must be proud.
12 posted on
03/30/2006 5:35:33 AM PST by
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
To: PJ-Comix
If Dudley, the alpha-BITS-
vector's second name was 'Victor', would that also make him schizophrenic?
Just a thought.
13 posted on
03/30/2006 5:40:08 AM PST by
bcsco
("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey, I'm in a class and I'm still in the top 50! Won't have much time to read and respond, though -- instructor is coming. CCNA certification, here I come.
BTW, PJ, I watched South Park last night for the first time in a couple of years. It was hilarious! I don't know if it was a new episode or a repeat, but judging from the content (liberals being smug because they're driving hybrid cars, causing smug clouds which collect over South Park and San Francisco and collide with a smug cloud from George Clooney's Oscar acceptance speech), it has to be pretty new.
15 posted on
03/30/2006 5:46:30 AM PST by
Purrcival
(Please pray for fellow FReeper Zacs Mom http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1604933/posts)
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"My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic with B.I.T.S. I haven't had a drink in nearly 21 years, but I sure hate that asshat, motherf*cking, goddamned election-stealing, phony bible-thumping, glob of mexican food diarrhea, low-life f*ck wad, douche-bag, Santorum smear (Google it), that pretends to be the president."WOW! I must have I.R.S.I.T.S. because that is exactly my opinion of tax preparation!
16 posted on
03/30/2006 5:47:28 AM PST by
NRA1995
(Democrats.....the party of comic relief)
To: PJ-Comix
Chocolate helps!Guessing this DUmmie has an ass about a mile wide and can't steer a car because the steering wheel gets impeded by the DUmmie's big belly!
17 posted on
03/30/2006 5:50:18 AM PST by
NRA1995
(Democrats.....the party of comic relief)
To: PJ-Comix
Has your use of profanity increased dramatically over the past five years? Increased? These DUmmies already use the f-word about once per sentence.
19 posted on
03/30/2006 5:51:05 AM PST by
steve-b
(A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
To: PJ-Comix
I won't let myself watch tv news except for the Daily Show..come to think of it I do "yell and scream" whenever Jon has on some fascist spewing idiot or the idiot-in-chief clips. It's a good thing I stopped drinking alcohol in 2002! I have observed a large number of lefties who make the same statement. How in the world could anyone think that this is a 'news show'. If you post at the DUmp and this is your only news source, how demented are you, really?
21 posted on
03/30/2006 5:55:30 AM PST by
SCALEMAN
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My middle finger automatically goes up whenever I hear clips of him on the radio; I mute the tv and give the same salute while trying to stifle the urge to . I've taught my kids to say "Bush**" if they want to utter anything that wouldn't be appropriate for someone their ages to say. I drink a beer or two or a glass of wine every night before I go to bed whereas I didn't drink much at all for a couple of decades! During one of the SOTU addresses my kids and I were throwing petzels at the tv every time that he smirked, told a blatant lie, etc., and during the first 10 mins. we had to adjust our parameters because we had a large pile of pretzel pieces in the floor and were afraid it was going to get totally out of hand! Thanks for giving it a name besides just feeling Bush**whacked! This person is truly sick. Please seek professional help.
24 posted on
03/30/2006 5:57:10 AM PST by
SCALEMAN
To: PJ-Comix
Liberals really are a sick bunch of puppies!
I have yet to meet one that is normal...they want to run everyone else's lives, but they can't even get control of their own...a bunch of medicated, paranoid loons.
Every single lib that I have met is socially backwards and extremely immature (even the educated ones...I know a big lib lawyer/engineer couple and even they act like teens)....I suspect that they were all picked on geeks during high school and they are trying to "fix" those teen years....truly amazing and explains their love for juvenile, frat boy BJ Clinton.
I often wonder...which came first the liberalism or the mental illness? Does liberalism make one petty, small and immature or does the immaturity make one gravitate toward liberalism?
25 posted on
03/30/2006 6:02:49 AM PST by
socialismisinsidious
( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
To: PJ-Comix
? Do you yell and scream at the television whenever President Bush gives a speech? ? Has your use of profanity increased dramatically over the past five years? ? Have you made up new curse words because the old ones just don't cut it anymore? Sounds like the application questionnaire for joining DU. Or becoming Chairman of the DNC.
27 posted on
03/30/2006 6:03:43 AM PST by
kevkrom
("...no one has ever successfully waged a war against stupidity" - Orson Scott Card)
To: PJ-Comix
It's a good thing I stopped drinking alcohol in 2002! Yeah, but it's only 0905 now (military time humor).
28 posted on
03/30/2006 6:04:56 AM PST by
kevkrom
("...no one has ever successfully waged a war against stupidity" - Orson Scott Card)
To: PJ-Comix
He makes me want to vomit and shit at the same time. ... and THAT, children, is how little DUmmies are born!
30 posted on
03/30/2006 6:08:45 AM PST by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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