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DUmmie FUnnies 03-30-06 (DUmmies SUffering From B.I.T.S. ---Bush-Induced Tourrette's Syndrome)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 20, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/30/2006 5:25:40 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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Southern Palm Beach County seems to be the Ground Zero of PEST sufferers. Anybody who lives in South Florida knows the truth of that.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING LIst.

1 posted on 03/30/2006 5:25:42 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 03/30/2006 5:26:40 AM PST by PJ-Comix ((Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Well f**k, In before the ping.


3 posted on 03/30/2006 5:26:50 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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top ten hurray!!!


5 posted on 03/30/2006 5:27:38 AM PST by Mercat
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To: Very very very conservative

I usually don't but I thought I had a good opportunity.


6 posted on 03/30/2006 5:27:54 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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Top 10!


7 posted on 03/30/2006 5:27:54 AM PST by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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To: PJ-Comix

OMG this has got to be the best one yet. The DUmmies make up their own mental diseases! ONLY ONE CURE FOR IT!! STOP TAKING ALL THOSE DRUGS!


8 posted on 03/30/2006 5:29:43 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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Heh what utter fools. I never acter like that when we had the bum Clinton in office.


9 posted on 03/30/2006 5:30:14 AM PST by SolidusRaccoon
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TT!


10 posted on 03/30/2006 5:31:43 AM PST by Lurker (In God I trust. Everyone else shows me their hands.)
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My name is SharonRB and I suffer from B.I.T.S. I'll be the first to admit it. Do you know the cure?

 

 

11 posted on 03/30/2006 5:32:11 AM PST by Fintan (Hey, you can't make this stuff up.)
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To: PJ-Comix
dad: why? that is so silly, he's the president, you should at least respect the office.

me: "This is my house, I don't want to hear or see that lying piece of shit in my house. He makes me want to vomit and shit at the same time. Turn it off now."

dad must be proud.
12 posted on 03/30/2006 5:35:33 AM PST by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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If Dudley, the alpha-BITS-vector's second name was 'Victor', would that also make him schizophrenic?

Just a thought.

13 posted on 03/30/2006 5:40:08 AM PST by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20!


14 posted on 03/30/2006 5:45:00 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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Hey, I'm in a class and I'm still in the top 50! Won't have much time to read and respond, though -- instructor is coming. CCNA certification, here I come.

BTW, PJ, I watched South Park last night for the first time in a couple of years. It was hilarious! I don't know if it was a new episode or a repeat, but judging from the content (liberals being smug because they're driving hybrid cars, causing smug clouds which collect over South Park and San Francisco and collide with a smug cloud from George Clooney's Oscar acceptance speech), it has to be pretty new.


15 posted on 03/30/2006 5:46:30 AM PST by Purrcival (Please pray for fellow FReeper Zacs Mom http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1604933/posts)
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"My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic with B.I.T.S. I haven't had a drink in nearly 21 years, but I sure hate that asshat, motherf*cking, goddamned election-stealing, phony bible-thumping, glob of mexican food diarrhea, low-life f*ck wad, douche-bag, Santorum smear (Google it), that pretends to be the president."

WOW! I must have I.R.S.I.T.S. because that is exactly my opinion of tax preparation!

16 posted on 03/30/2006 5:47:28 AM PST by NRA1995 (Democrats.....the party of comic relief)
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Chocolate helps!

Guessing this DUmmie has an ass about a mile wide and can't steer a car because the steering wheel gets impeded by the DUmmie's big belly!

17 posted on 03/30/2006 5:50:18 AM PST by NRA1995 (Democrats.....the party of comic relief)
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Smug cloud, purrfect, purrcival!


18 posted on 03/30/2006 5:51:01 AM PST by The Right Stuff
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Has your use of profanity increased dramatically over the past five years?

Increased? These DUmmies already use the f-word about once per sentence.

19 posted on 03/30/2006 5:51:05 AM PST by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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"Heh what utter fools. I never acter like that when we had the bum Clinton in office."

You're normal. These people are wack-jobs of the first order.

On another Dummies Funnies thread yesterday I was having correspondence with another FreePer on how these people are mentally ill. And I'm not only referring to these DU/Daily Kos wack-jobs but to leftist/liberals in general. Liberalism is populated by people who haven't matured into selfless adults. Their whole focus in on their own needs and wants. It's like they never matured in life. What we see in this thread are likely those still so close to their youth/education experience that they project that immature mindset into their young-adult daily life. When they don't get what they want they don't have the developed emotional tools to cope.

I'm no psychologist (anywhere close) but from what little I've read it makes sense to me.

20 posted on 03/30/2006 5:51:09 AM PST by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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