VIOLINS is the answer.
The first thing I thought of when I saw your comment was Emily Litella commenting on "violens"
Whats all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television? Now why don't parents want their children to see violins on television? Why, I thought the Leonard Burnstein concerts were just lovely. Now, if they only show the violins after 11:00 at night, the little babies will all be asleep. And they won't learn any music appreciation. Why, they'll end up wanting to play guitar, and bongo drums. And go to Africa and join these rock and roll outfits. And they wont drink milk! I say there should be more violins on television! and less game shows! Its terrible! the way they...
Oh this is only DUmmie "violens"...NEVERMIND!
Cindie
"What's this I hear about sax and violins on TV???"