DUmmie FUnnies 02-28-06 ("Rove says Hillary will win 08 Primary but Lost [sic] General Election")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 28, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[ErnBatavia]

There is a “brittleness about her”

Anybody with that much celluloid...er, em, cellulite is far too soft and squishy to be considered "brittle". Somebody didn't let their eyes stray to her 'more than ample' bottockal arena.

[ErnBatavia]

Gaydar alert...

[Charles Henrickson]

Personally, I think if Senator Clinton runs... we will have four more years of Republican rule.

Nope. Eight.

[speed_addiction]

You can rest assured that should Her Highness decide not to run, she will not be on any ticket as a VP candidate either. I do not think any man out there is brave enough to be the only thing standing between Hillary and the Presidency.


What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.

[demlosers]

So much DUmmie pessimism. LoL!

[skimask]

Hillary will pick Bubba as her running mate...no one else would get any where near her

[Charles Henrickson]

Clark is da man.

Sort of:

[Charles Henrickson]

Hillary will win the primaries if the polls are fixed to let her win. Don't underestimate Rove's powers of "prediction." They're backed by the means to make things happen.

"OK. Iowa, Hillary, check?" "Check!" "New Hampshire, Hillary, check?" "Check!"

[Democratshavenobrains]

They STILL are blaming Diebold for their problems?

[scratcher]

Good stuff, thanks!

[groanup]

Well I am now safely in the ranks of Republicans who believe that the democrat party has lost all sanity and reason. Here's why:

Hillary is not a viable candidate according to a majority of voters.

Hillary is going to be the front runner of the democrats.

The DUmmies, who also don't like Hillary because she is not electable are representative of the fund raising side of the party.

The DUmmies, who are representative of the fund raising side of the party, actually think that Wesley Clark is a viable candidate.

Wesley Clark couldn't even raise a fart in the last election.

Wesley Clark looks like a deer in the headlights compared to anyone that the Republican party can put on TV.

Wesley Clark would be sawdust in any debate.

The democrat party still has to deal with talk radio, the internet and Fox News. They won't have any of that figured out by the 2008 election because they aren't that smart and because they now have about 50 million people in opposition who are smart and have a way to spread their words.

[Charles Henrickson]

As I mentioned earlier today, I will be taking a break from FR for Lent, which starts tomorrow with Ash Wednesday and ends with the arrival of Easter on April 16. It's not that there's anything "wrong" or "sinful" with posting on FR. It's just that right now I've got a lot of things piled up that I need to attend to, and I need to carve out more time in my schedule. Believe me, I wish I didn't have to do this, because I enjoy FR so much, and the DUFUs in particular!

So till I come back (after April 16), you don't need to ping me, PJ.

Let's hope I don't miss any more Days When Everything Finally Changed!

Tell Li'l Beaver I'll miss him!

Keep 'em flyin'!

[luvie]

A PERFECT ROVIAN STORM

PICKING HITLERY AND PUTTING HER DOWN SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DIM PRIMARY!

[luvie]

We'll miss you. Happy Lent...or whatever you say. See you on April 17th.

[rockrr]

"I'm sort of putting myself thru anti-laziness bootcamp right now in order to combat tendencies towards Laziness and its evil twin, Mr. Procrastination."

Yea, me too. I'm starting, er, tomorrow......(Yea, that's the ticket!)

[beckysueb]

I am sure that he already has the Diebold machines programed to make sure that bu$h gets a third term

This one is hilarious!

[dirtbiker]

There is a “brittleness about her” that could prove a weakness in November 2008.

Nope, no brittleness. Just pure, undiluted, EVIL! The woman has no soul, and probably casts no reflection.....

[kevkrom]

I'm sort of putting myself thru anti-laziness bootcamp right now in order to combat tendencies towards Laziness and its evil twin, Mr. Procrastination.

Why the rush? I'm sure this "bootcamp" could wait a few days... ;)

[kevkrom]

this misspelled THREAD titled, "Rove says Hillary will win 08 Primary but Lost General Election."

It might not be a misspelling. She's lost the race even before she announces she's running, with over 50% negatives... she'd need a "Perot" to even have a chance, and I don't think the public will be fooled a third time by the same trick.

[gate2wire]

"...but for my money (unless something new comes up, or somebody breaks out of the pack) Clark is da man."
Clark? Everyone (outside of DUmmieland) knows that clark is hill's butt boy (It pains me to speak of a General that way.) He has no shot except as VP. He actually may be scarier than hill. If he'd had his way in the Balkans, we might be at war with Russia. He's a nut.