[Emmett McCarthy]

I think if Ol' Waylon were alive, he'd have some of his better one-liners about Willie's latest "shark jump". When they were doing that Highwaymen thing on tour, I understand Waylon damn near came to blows (NOT THAT!-I mean a fistfight) with Kristofferson who wouldn't shut up with his political bullshit.

[Revolting cat!]

No question about Waylon. His son Shooter, who has an album out this year, says Waylon told him that "Garth Brooks has done to country music what pantyhose had done to finger f******!"

And Willie now seems like a lowest kind of opportunist. What is he aiming for now, a duet with Sylvester, or whoever the homo disco queen of the day happens to be?