DUmmie FUnnies 01-26-06 ("Expose the 'Alito 8' Democratic Senators Who Are Blocking a Filibuster")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 26, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[shezza]

And now these so called "democrats" are letting him appoint someone to the supreme court for life without fighting with everything they've got-that will give him absolute power in court cases-our only last line of defense against tryanny-and I'm supposed to say it's going to be okay? You must be insane. Because to think you are winning anything again with the Supreme court stacked you are seriously deluded. Game over.

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Looks like the DUmmies are about to make the rich a whole lot richer.

[nina0113]

Excuse me, but could you be a little more careful with your pronouns next time? The one you're looking for is "she."

[Charles Henrickson]

Expose the "Alito 8" Democratic Senators Who Are Blocking a Filibuster

SHAME on them for wanting the Senate to just do its job and vote on a nominee!

[shezza]

This frantic Ant-ic antic.

Sounds like the goose from Charlotte's Web.

Skinner's Web: They're frantic Ant-ic antic (That's some terrific-radiant-humble Pitt)

[DJ MacWoW]

Not surprising to find this attitude at DU.

I'm surprised to find it on FR. This guy believes Conyers!

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[techcor]

I hope someone has the "Doom , despair and agony on me" Hee-Haw clip ready. It'll be soooo sweet. Oh, and Walt Starr (along with many others) have vowed not to vote democrat again. Yeah, right.

[gate2wire]

Now there's an interesting idea, read the DUmmie FUnnies to decide what stocks to buy (or sell).

[Charles Henrickson]

The most likely suspects are the 7 Democrats in the Gang of 14.
Joseph I. Lieberman, Connecticut
Robert C. Byrd, West Virginia
E. Benjamin Nelson, Nebraska
Mary Landrieu, Louisiana
Daniel Inouye, Hawaii
Mark Pryor, Arkansas
Ken Salazar, Colorado
Ben Nelson has already said he will vote for Alito.

Ben Nelson and Joe Lieberman are my two favorite Dems in the Senate.

Say what you will about Old Sheets, at least he talks a good game about having respect for the rules and decorum of the Senate. He sees himself as the guardian of the tradition.

As for Mary Moon-Bat (btw, that's my new nickname for her, "Moon-Bat," which is English-Hebrew for "Daughter of Moon"), she's a Dem in an increasingly red state, which means she can't go too far left.

[Cheburashka]

We wish none of you DUmmies would breed.
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There are probably a lot of parents of DUmmies who wish they hadn't bred. Or at least been luckier in their offspring.

[gate2wire]

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[Cheburashka]

What are the Vegas odds that Skinner will make DU a "closed shop" after the Alito confirmation to keep prying eyes from seeing their comments?
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Good point. If you want to enjoy the post-confirmation hilarity join now, so you can lurk there.

[Fenris6]

I sure as shit ain't going to spend my time arguing with the DLC, "it's not that bad" "next election we can win" people on DU.

You shouldn't waste their time. Quite frankly, I don't understand why anyone of the DLC mindset would belong to DU - herding Moonbats is a futile effort. The only chance the Dems have of bringing their Party back into this reality is via the DLC.

You think you live in a fascist state, that I'm a Nazi? Try posting your hyperbole rants in Syria.

[luvie]

...the president having ABSOLUTE POWER. Unitary executive. "Signing statements" A King.

GET IT RIGHT DUMMIES.
NOT KING...ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS EMPEROR
CHIMPUS KHAN!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

SUPPORT A FILIBUSTER OR FORGET ABOUT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

DUmmie Litmus Test.

Evan Bayh

Or it will be "Evan BYE!!!"

Joe Biden

Bloviatin' Biden IS a filibuster all on his own, without even trying!

Hillary Clinton

Believe me, you do NOT want Hillary doing a filibuster. She will put EVERYBODY to sleep! "Um, uh, you know. . . ."

John Kerry

Ski season is in full swing in Gstaad, so you'll have to leave a message on his machine. But don't worry, John Kerry's got your back.

[Charles Henrickson]

These people are not Republicans. They are not Conservatives. They are the American Nazi Party, and honestly, they scare me.

OK, so the Republicans are "Nazis." But they are also "Neocons," which is DUmmiespeak for the "J" word. Color me confused.

[luvie]

...herding Moonbats is a futile effort.

Herd them? I have a better idea!!

[Fenris6]

LMAO. Good one. Where did you find it?

[Charles Henrickson]

Makes me wish I hadn't of had children.

What are Mom and Dad upstairs thinking about YOU?

[Fenris6]

duh, nm, just noticed the addy...

[luvie]

Stole borrowed it from someone else! hee-hee! You're welcome to "borrow" from me! :o)