8 Ways To Keep The Upper Hand With Women

AskMen.com ^ | Matthew Fitzgerald

[Millee]

Nope, no issues here. Just wanting to liven things up. :o)

[najida]

he he he,

I lub you!

[RockinRight]

Women...

I love women, I really do, but I do have my frustrations:

-If we're attentive, we're wussies. If we aren't, we are ignoring you and must not want you.

-If we have money, and work a lot to earn it, then we're "workaholics" and don't care about you. If we don't work, we're lazy bums and being broke ain't no turn on either.

[Rummyfan]

Gee, if only I had been told this twenty years ago!

Now, should I forward this to the GF for her input, or not?

[pissant]

Spank them. Alot.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"You know what the problem with battered women is?"

"THEY JUST WON'T LISTEN!"

Over 50,00 battered women and all this time you've been eating them plain; right?

[TexasCajun]

This line was always good for look or a laugh. hehe

God may have forgotten me when it comes to height, but He sure didn't forget about me where it really counts!

...and I'm smart too. :)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Well threads like this usualy turn into a "Women Are Evil" thing.

[Zeppelin]

***Gee, if only I had been told this twenty years ago!

Now, should I forward this to the GF for her input, or not?
***

Naw, dude. Print it out, "leave" it on the kitchen table, and when she sees it and asks what it is, casually take it away and say "nothing."

[SouthernFreebird]

All these games...who has time to get laid?

[Leatherneck_MT]

Are you evil? ;)

[LongElegantLegs]

This is only what the magazine 'experts' would have you believe. Every woman has her own taste in men. If ya'all were more in touch with your own personality, you'd have better luck finding a woman who appreciates your qualities.

We don't all want the same thing.

[day10]

I am staying out of this one................

[kidd]

As far as I can tell, John Kerry failed all eight "rules".

So tell us ladies, just how did John Kerry become so successful as a male gold-digger?

[SittinYonder]

Jason Compson said in the Sound and the Fury that you've got to keep women guessing. If you can't think of anything else to do to keep them guessing, punch them in the jaw.

[Millee]

LOL! I think you may have a new tagline.

[EX52D]

Speaking from experience, are you?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Not evil, just naughty!

[najida]

"Be awesome in bed Unlike men, women can get laid any time they desire, simply by asking."

This is a myth that needs to be clarified. Yes, women know they can get sex anywhere by asking. But it will fer sure be really BAD sex (granted, to men, there's no such thing as bad sex). So that's why wimmen are reallllll particular :)

[ToddBush]

I already knew all that...

Guess that makes me a genius.