Now, durasell. You're taking all the fun out of this. I know the reality of the situation, but there goes my whole evening, and it's all your fault. I hope you can live with yourself now.
:) HA!
Sorry. Okay...I got the idea now. Apologies...
Aaaaaagh, we're all going to hell! Yeeeaaaagh! The world is coming to an end! New York will sink into the sea!