DUmmie FUnnies 01-02-06 (Even Leftists Laugh At Pied Piper Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 2, 2006 | Doug Thompson, Assorted Leftists, and PJ-Comix

[MEG33]

Indeed!

[Charles Henrickson]

[That attack on Pitt explains why he was so desperate to visit that Texas Ditch and get back in Cindy's good graces. Pitt needed to maintain his "credibility" with his fellow Leftist Loons.]

Twin spin!

MAKE ME KNOWN, COUNTRY ROAD
Tune: "Take Me Home, Country Roads"

Almost hades, Crawford Texas
Bush Ranch protest, Sheehan doin' talk shows
Press is out there, underneath the tree
Lookin' for some talkers, might as well be me

Country road, make me known
To the place I belong
Guest opinion, TV pundit
Make me known, country road

All my DUmmies rally round me
Mindless, lazy, looking for a leader
Read my bloggings, written on the fly
Boring waste of bandwidth, glazing of the eye

Country road, make me known
To the place I belong
Guest opinion, TV pundit
Make me known, country road

I wear a hat, in the mirror I see Eastwood
The ladies on DU think I'm hot when I pose
But sweatin' in the sun I get the feelin'
That I should have worn some lighter clothes, lighter clothes

Country road, make me known
To the place I belong
Guest opinion, TV pundit
Make me known, country road

Country road, make me known
To the place I belong
Guest opinion, TV pundit
Make me known, country road . . .

[Choose Ye This Day]

Pitt responds:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5411524&mesg_id=5412680

So here's my question: if you are, in fact, wandering around Washington with a big skewer in your hand, and this is known, and it is also known that you have it in for every politician you meet, how is it you get so many 'sources' to talk to you? If you're such a badass, who in their right mind would tell you anything? Especially in this White House?

I, flatly, don't believe you. Whenever I use a source, I name them. Period. You have disdain for teachers of journalism, but this former journalism teacher thinks sticking to the basic protocols is a wise idea. Yes, anonymous sources are part of the game. For you, for the 'big stories' that always seem to get this place in a twist, anonymous sources are the whole game.

Yes, you apologized for Terrance Wilkerson. But how many more Wilkersons are there lurking beneath your by-line? How many people are selling you hooey, which you are more than happy to print under the anonymous-source rubric?

It is hard enough working to make the alt-mdia a legitimate news source without having publications like CHB roll the rock back down the hill. If it satisfies you to burnish your credentials and publish hatchet-pieces with bad facts under your name, so be it. I don't trust you any further than I could throw you, many feel the same as I do, and you have no one to blame for that but yourself.

But you won't see this, because you don't pay attention to forums. Alas. It's too bad, because post 34 above asks a bunch of good questions.

[Charles Henrickson]

We all are evolving .....That includes Mr. Pitt.

Soon he will evolve out of the crawling stage.

[Charles Henrickson]

kick Pitt while he was down. . . .

Which bar was he crawling out of?

[freedumb2003]

I'm hoping there will be a follow up thread to this one where Pitt responds in his typical hysterical drunken rage....

"OK, I want some answers... whats that? He's dead? This post never happened. I was not here..."

[Charles Henrickson]

the drunken public spectacles. . . .

Would that be like "beer goggles"? I think Willie uses those when he goes pub-crawling.

[PJ-Comix]

I'm going to be chuckling in about a year or so when Pied Piper Pitt has to decide to go with Kerry or Hillary. Kerry (or rather, Mrs. Heinz) has been a reliable source of Franklins in the past but Hillary is a KNOWN go-getter when it comes to raising campaign bucks. And, of course, I expect Kerry to be CRUSHED early by the Hillary machine. If Pitt goes to the Hillary side, it will be hilarious to read his rationalizations in DUmmieland since Hillary is LOATHED there as a Triangulating Opportunist.

[shezza]

It was all in plain sight for anyone with eyes to see...though Will is a cameleon so you have to watch closely

[I've always thought of Pitt as a snake but I ACCEPT your characterization of him as a "cameleon." (Is that a camel that can change colors?)]

You're both on the right track...the rare WRPitt Viper, recognized by its beady eyes, forked tongue, and ever-changing camoflauge as it tries to fit in to a particular setting; known by its repeated attempts to set itself up as an expert in any given field, its namedropping habits, and its flamboyant displays before a camera lens.

[#1CTYankee]

Interesting this guy posted an article and apology on FR back in July 2003.
Add to that he's registered here with a date of July 22, 1998.
Speaks with forked tongue.

[PJ-Comix]

This is a bit OT but yesterday, as part of our New Years Day Sightseeing Routine, we took a tour boat in Biscayne Bay that went past the islands of the Rich & Famous between Miami and Miami Beach (Star Island, etc.). Well, it turns out that some of the biggest and GAUDIEST homes are owned by leftwing types like Rosie O and Madonna. However, the HUGEST mansion of them all, one that just takes your breath away, belonged to the pharmaceutical guy that developed and marketed Viagra. I mean we thought it was his guest house that was impressive...until we saw the HUMONGOUS mansion ($49 million). It was sort of like being impressed by the spacecraft in "Close Encounters" until your breath is taken away by the HUGE Mother Ship.

BTW, how does J-Lo keep up the payments on her island mansion? I thought her career was on the skids nowawayds.

[Doctor Raoul]

Give Pitt credit for fleecing the flock when he turned a horrible interview with the Burger King peodophile and turned it into a phamphlet he could sell to the unwashed.

[Charles Henrickson]

PM Pitt. . . .

Our William Rivers Pitt IS related, btw, to the two prime ministers of England named William Pitt (father and son) from the late 1700s-early 1800s. Maybe that's why our little Lord Will hates America so. "Bloody colonists!"

[jellybean]

Doug Thompson (click the 'in forum') has not been banned, but I notice he hasn't posted since he was caught fabricating anonymous sources.

[PJ-Comix]

Hey Clemenza!---You would have loved the island mansion we saw yesterday in our boat tour. The tour guy told us it was where Al Pacino in Scarface was filmed going outside of and yelling, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!"

Oh, and you would have loved just the boat on the Boat tour. There were tons of classy looking Hot Latina chicks on there. And I couldn't believe that most of them were accompanied only by other Hot Latina Chicks, not guys. Of course, it didn't do me a bit of good because I was already with my own Hot Latina Chick. But YOU would have been in heaven!

[Charles Henrickson]

"Press Secretary for Kucinich"

The mind boggles. Willie and Kookie.

[freedumb2003]

I guess he can't be whacked until he actually posts something to indicate he is THAT Doug Thompson.

I'll take a quick look at his posting history...

[freedumb2003]

Same guy -- he even posts his email address, but his last post was 2003. See: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/user-posts?id=7275

AM, can we ban someone for what they say elsewhere?

[Charles Henrickson]

It's all about Will.

"Mirror, mirror, aimed at Will,
When have you had such a thrill?"

[PJ-Comix]

Willie and Kookie.

There is also Willie and Lenny.