DUmmie FUnnies 01-02-06 (Even Leftists Laugh At Pied Piper Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 2, 2006 | Doug Thompson, Assorted Leftists, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

Do you think Wee Willie might be overcompensating for something with this extra-long microphone?

[Charles Henrickson]

Is it just my imagination or has Pitt been doing something to his hair? Compare July (left) with September (right):

[darkangel82]

Just don't spill the beans.

[luvie]

LOL! Did you find Pitt in the beans?

He is full of hot air, you know!

[shezza]

Must be using that snake oil again. It's good for what ails ya. That, or Grecian Formula. Perfect for all that mythology he's been weaving.

[Charles Henrickson]

namedropping habits . . . flamboyant displays before a camera lens.

With Chris "Son of Mama T" Heinz...With Joe "Mr. Valerie Plame" Wilson...With John "DSM" Conyers

[shezza]

B-U-M-P!

Thanks, PJ, and good luck

[Charles Henrickson]

WRP . . . is not someone I hold in any esteem. Kephra comes to mind. . . . Pitt used my friend, the late Kephra, to do his research. Pitt never gave Kef any credit. When Kef became distraught about the way the DLC maneuvered . . . Pitt attacked Kef for his lack of loyalty. Pitt's attacks were personal and relentless. I don't think Kef got over that! . . . Keph never got over that. We talked shortly before he passed away and he was still sick, heart-broken, about the treatment he got from Pitt. . . . Skinner came to Kef's funeral. Pitt did not show his face! . . . I believe he did send a planter. . . . Keph was USED by Pitt. . . . I think it broke Keph's heart . . . it was after that that Keph died.

So not only did he kill Andy, are you saying that Will Pitt also killed Khephra?! In the same year?! Well, at least he sent a planter.

Oh, and just like he did for Andy after his death, Will also wrote a posthumous tribute to Khephra: On the Death of a Patriot

Scott "Khephra" Lowery and William Rivers Pitt

[decal]

Aw, look, he's got a pinkie ring, too!

[Charles Henrickson]

WAIT until you read about Pitt's double dealings with Kucinich and Kerry.

Will Pitt's daddy, failed Alabama Dem party chief Redding Pitt, was a law school classmate of Kerry and is still his good friend. Alabama Dems complained that Redding Pitt spent all his time and resources on the Kerry campaign--which he lost in Alabama anyway, by 26 points--and neglected to give sufficient attention to local races. On election night, state chairman Pitt was not in Alabama, where he should have been, but in Boston with his buddy Kerry.

Bostonian Will Pitt was almost literally BORN to be a Kerry supporter, which he in fact was. For him, then, to take a job with Kucinich, while really supporting Kerry, well. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Aw, look, he's got a pinkie ring, too!

Wee Willie must be going for the metrosexual look.

[decal]

"If Pitt goes to the Hillary side, it will be hilarious to read his rationalizations in DUmmieland since Hillary is LOATHED there as a Triangulating Opportunist."

And he'll change his name to William Rodham Pitt.

[decal]

"It was all in plain sight for anyone with eyes to see...though Will is a cameleon so you have to watch closely."

"Why, I can smile, and murder whiles I smile, And cry 'Content!' to that which grieves my heart, And wet my cheeks with artificial tears, And frame my face to all occasions. I'll drown more sailors than the mermaid shall; I'll slay more gazers than the basilisk; I'll play the orator as well as Nestor, Deceive more slily than Ulysses could, And, like a Sinon, take another Troy. I can add colours to the chameleon, Change shapes with Protheus for advantages, And set the murderous Machiavel to school. Can I do this, and cannot get a crown? Tut, were it farther off, I'll pluck it down." (Henry VI, Part 3: Act III, Scene 2)

There he is: William, Duke of Pitt. Wonder if he's a hunchback, too?

[Mr. Silverback]

The role of a journalist, Findley Peter Dunne wrote, is “to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.” I was a journalist with several years of experience, a dozen awards and a war under my belt before Billy Pitt crawled out of his mother’s womb.

"I was flying choppers in 'Nam when your idea of a good time was watching Roarunner cartoons and sucking on a Fudgesicle!"

[Don't even try comparing yourself to the Mighty Pitt.]

"Come on, without, come on, within. You've not seen nothin' like the Mighty Pitt."

[GeronL]

The writer even admitted to lying to protect Pitt at one point??

Sounds just like the left.

FUnnie Pitt he even gave us yet another nickname for Mr. Bottomless

[GeronL]

excet the other guy had the sense to wear socks, the wrong color if you ask me though

[GeronL]

When I can't get enough of DUmmie Funnies I check out CU where they have a lot of the dumb and stupid quotes... which are almost every quote at DU apparently

[AlexW]

" The blind leading the blind."

MORE LIKE DUMB AND DUMBER

[NRA1995]

Pitt responds

DUmmies throwing spitballs at each other is such a funny sight....

[pigsmith]

"Come on, without, come on, within. You've not seen nothin' like the Mighty Pitt."

I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in, and now I'll have your ditty in my head all day.