[Mr. Silverback]

The role of a journalist, Findley Peter Dunne wrote, is “to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.” I was a journalist with several years of experience, a dozen awards and a war under my belt before Billy Pitt crawled out of his mother’s womb.

"I was flying choppers in 'Nam when your idea of a good time was watching Roarunner cartoons and sucking on a Fudgesicle!"

[Don't even try comparing yourself to the Mighty Pitt.]

"Come on, without, come on, within. You've not seen nothin' like the Mighty Pitt."

[pigsmith]

"Come on, without, come on, within. You've not seen nothin' like the Mighty Pitt."

I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in, and now I'll have your ditty in my head all day.