[DogByte6RER]

Great satire from The People's Cube. Too much of Hollywood has become something like a Xerox machine...they just make photocopies of other photocopies (and so on) until the end copy is unrecognizable from the original.

I guess I'll just go rent "Red Dawn" this weekend. Who knows how long until Hollywood remakes this anti-communism flick from the 80s?

Of course, in a "Red Dawn" remake, the invading commies would be portrayed as humanitarians liberating us poor dumb capitalistic American pigs from our enslavement to private property, firearms, money and freedom...

Of course the Wolverives (American Resistance fighters) in "Red Dawn" would be portrayed as right-wing homophobic neo-nazi skinhead terrorists opposing "social justice" and "economic equality."

[rockabyebaby]

Fun with Dick and Jane, another remake just opening.

YAWN, can we remake hollywood - tear it down and start over LOL!

[saganite]

Dukes of Hazzard wasn't a remake. Just a technicality though. It was an example of a worse trend, the turning of TV shows into full length movies. I can't wait for the movie version of the Seinfeld Show. A 2 hour movie about nothing.

[tet68]

Shouldn't that be the Remake of the Remake of the "fly"?

[Texas Eagle]

That was satire? It sounded dead-on right to me.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Hollywood is in self-destruct mode. 90% of the movies I tried to watch, I turned off within 20 minutes. ROTFLMAO!!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Whoever remade "The Ladykillers" should be stabbed in the heart with a pencil.

[herkbird]

I would like to see some more good Western movies, Of course the Enviro-Wacko's would sue if we drove a film crew and equipment into Monument valley or some other Beautiful western place of Scenic Value.

"The Day The Earth Stood Still" could be made into a new and interesting remake. Just have the robot show us what shall happen if the IslamoFascist take over the world and make everyone revert to living without any modern convenience's. They could show someone being beheaded with a flint edge stone type knife. they could also show the Arab's as the ones who started slavery and killed 98% of black men while attempting to make eunuch's out of them to watch over the huge harems of black women.

They could make a remake of how Christmas was stolen, not by the Grinch, but the Christian hating Politically correct moronic society we now live in. Yet have the movie end with a huge after Christmas Sale. That would be a real hoot, with community tree's and holiday tree's lit in each house and a location to have your Christmas tree shredded up to save the dumps from this wasted use of trees.

There's plenty of stupid ideas they could use for making new movies. What the heck am I thinking, all they make any more are the same old moronic stories over and over except they get worse as the technology gets better. This is living proof that a computer cannot think. So as humans become lazier and less thoughtful, so do their movies.

[Fenris6]

Yah, but my wife & I enjoy MST3K'ing the latest rentals. The last *good* movie I saw was Rising Sun with Bruce Willis as a Seal.

[MoochPooch]

Thanks for directing me to that website. I bookmarked it.

(Another addition to my Internet addiction.)