Be careful -- if leg warmers come back, we'll also get...
Posted on 12/05/2005 6:46:11 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Be careful -- if leg warmers come back, we'll also get...
This little gem by the Strawberry Alarm Clock gets me laughin' harder than anything...."Sit With The Guru"
Life's created, automated
Yesterday's invalidated
Hip mankind on, turn your mind on
Sit with the guru
Meditation, ooo-ooo
High, high where eagles fly
Leave today untouched in the sky
Stretch out your mind to humanity
How many tomorrows can you see?
Good life livin', party givin'
No one walks who can be driven
Blunt the starkness, light the darkness
Sit with the guru
Meditation, ooo-ooo
High, high where eagles fly
Leave today untouched in the sky
Stretch out your mind to humanity
How many tomorrows can you see?
Pussy willows, dew-kissed pillows,
Silver cloud puffs up and billows
Full potential, transcendental
Sit with the guru
Meditation, ooo-ooo
High, high where eagles fly
Leave today untouched in the sky
Stretch out your mind to humanity
How many tomorrows can you see?
Well, as Tina Turner once chanted, "Nam yo ho rengay kyo"; or was that "Klaatu barada nicto"?
OMG - I was in the elevator of our Clear Channel radio station's office here with Tommy Chong! He asked me (I'm 8 1/2 months pregnant) what the odds were my baby would have red hair (I said if she went to the same hairdresser they were rather good). I wasn't entirely sure it was him (there was no whiff of reefer, no bloodshot eyes). But I heard that he was at the station that day for an interview. Too cool.
It is a quicky and not very good...LOL
To the tune from Gilligan’s Island
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of their latest plight.
That started from the internet,
aboard this DU site.
The Admins were mighty forceful men
with Skinner brave and sure.
The posters all log on each day,
for a free day of torture, a free day of torture………
The election started getting rough,
the tiny group was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the DU would be lost; the DU would be lost.
The group looked sad and confused, in their own little DUmmie bile,
with Elad, Earl, and Skinner too,
the Drama Queens, and their Strife,
the Hippy crowd, the Communists and William Pitt,
here on the DUFU aisle.
And then, after our own PJ commix is done with them you will hear…….
So this is the tale of our DUmmie ants,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
Elad Earl and Skinner too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
during the BFEE quest.
No MIHOP, no LIHOP, no PNAC too!
not a single luxury.
Like Little Dicky Durbin,
they’re Stupid as can be.
So join PJ here each day my friend,
you're sure to get a smile.
From all the DU cry babies,
Here on the DUFU aisle. .
I vaguely remember a parody of "Nowhere Man"
It started like this:
He's a real obsese man,
Sitting on his obese can,
Eating all his flabby hands
Can get on . . . .
Also played on Dr. Demento. Wish I could remember the rest.
"In the 70's we all imagined the 21st century to be a bright, shining, hopeful place"
Gee I always thought that it is the Hippie, Lib, Leftist crowd that always strives to hold back progress. If America didn't have the burden of having to carry these Assclowns over her shoulder we'd probably have flying cars by now.
Donovan came to Fairbanks 30 years ago. Did his show and some guy in the front row took offense. The crowd told the guy that Donovan wasn't worth it so he sat down. There was something annoying about Mellow Yellow, can't say exactly what, but it didn't play well here. A lot of acts don't play well here.
thats actually a great song to play on the ol' guitar
along with another DU youngblood classic
DARKNESS DARKNESS
"I will NEVER allow this world to bring me back to that state of darkness. Love IS the answer.
[DUmmie BigBearJohn: A St. Francis of Assisi wannabee.]"
Saint Frances is a useful Saint in times of peace.
This is war.
Saint Michael is a more useful Saint when the ancient enemy rears it's dragonish head.
[That's because people here are uniquely EVIL.]
Yeah. We're so evil that we saw people's heads off if we don't like them, or we strap bombs around ourselves and walk into a crowded marketplace and detonate them, or we fly a planeload of screaming passengers into a highrise, or...hey, wait a minute...that's the OTHER guys.
That comes from me recycling jokes constantly.
Where the hell ya been?
Working like a dog to pay off a $2,500 bill from the plumber. The upside is I've got articles in the local paper every week now.
Merry Christmas! Don't tell anybody I said that! I wouldn't want the ACLU on my arse! LOL
New lyrics for "We Wish You A Merry Christmas":
We'd wish you a Merry Christmas
We'd wish you a Merry Christmas
But the ACLU won't let us
So we'll just say goodbye!
ROFLMAO!
Juan has really turned into the Democrat Talking Points Machine, so much so that he makes the rest of the MSM look objective by comparison.
If only she'd stick to doing stuff like that instead of saying anything about politics...
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