I don't have the nerve to suggest TWO rubber bands, after what his boss wrote in his Online Journal about his "illness" being psychological, so other than using a carbide miners' lamp, I'm out of ideas.
FReepmail me back if he doesn't go ballistic, and I'll post something too. You first.
Chicken!!
LOL!!!
Eaker....he ain't right.........Momma dropped him on his noggin way to many times. Couldn't even get a dead cat bounce after a while. But he floats realllllllll good ! We used him as a bobber for years.
Hey Tom !..........DUCT TAPE !
Yer a nut son.......Stay Safe.