Poster on Bill Maher says Freepers get paid to go on liberal websites and get zotted.

[JamminJAY]

Getting a computer and internet access = $1000

Throwing a few bucks JimRob's way = $Whatever you can

Being accused of being a paid troll by a liberal = $Priceless

[F.J. Mitchell]

I would happily go on liberal sites and teach them the truth probono- trouble is that I have never been able to last beyond my first post.

[tet68]

Bwhahahah! Yes, all true, every word of it!
Jimrob has been secretly funding the army of freeper
interlocutors on the net.
Why, in just the few years I've been doing it, I've
aquired, a house, car, boat, new dog, helocopter,
amphibious assault vehicle, and new safety shoes!
The money just keeps rooollllling on in, just tonight
with a few short keystrokes, I made over $13,000 dollars.
Who would have believed it?
Ok, got to go, another night another 27 thousand dollars.
tet.

[Chickensoup]

Paid? To have fun?

[sarasmom]

Unfair!
JR zotted the troll @#5 before I got the chance to read your offer.
Do I still get my money?
LOL!

[melt]

Bill Maher says Freepers get paid

And of course...Bill Maher doesn't get paid to say this.

[jla]

Inflame people and keep them typing and arguing

Liberals? Sounds more like those reprobates at ClownPosse!

[weegee]

Funny, "Moby" (dick) told his faithful follower to slum on right wing boards and talk up doubt about Bush and other conservatives to sway the 2004 election.

The lying liars can pretend they don't engage in such trash politics but every now and then they let it slip.

Meanwhile this liar only has a friend of a friend to quote.

Am I to take this stranger at his word about his "friend" who is paid by someone else I don't know and who is not named?

Just another liberal lie.

[righttackle44]

Boy, does SOMEONE owe ME money. All right! Pay up! Where do I submit the invoice?

[AlbertWang]

Most weeks I knock down $7,500 to $10,000 trolling liberal websites. Paid for both my kids going to Yale, and I bought a new boat (81 foot offshore) back in June.

I get paid by the VRWC, every week I turn in a log with screen shots. I get a bonus everytime I get a lib to click on a Goatse link.

[MontanaBeth]

You'd be funny if...nah you'll never be funny.

[weegee]

Psst. It's not Jim who's paying. It's K-A-R-L.

Tell him "Walt" sent you.

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

We get paid in tips. Tip number 1: Don't bet on the races...

[GoldCountryRedneck]

Yeah...and all that 1099 income is a b**ch at tax time...

[theDentist]

Jim? Is this true? If so, brilliant!! Where do I sign up?

[dirtbiker]

Paid? They get paid? I though they did it for fun.

Me, too. Heck, I'd almost PAY to stir up something on DU..(if it wasn 't for the smell, you know, when you stir $*it, it will smell....)

[sarasmom]

er...
Should I have been going to liberal sites myself?
I don't have that great a system and am on dial-up.
I am also singularly uninterested in subjecting myself to pointless profanity and the willfully ignorant opinions of liberals and assorted weirdos in general.

My abject apology for dragging down "real" FReepers and wasting valuable bandwidth!

I guess that explains why I have yet to receive any monetary compensation for visiting (frequently) this site.

[devolve]

They wire it into my Swiss accounts every week.

Sliding scale commissions.

Calling radio talk shows too.

I thought everyone knew that.

[indcons]

Guess what, maroon? You're the joke. Absolutely hilarious!!

[dirtboy]

Should I have been going to liberal sites myself?

Depends upon your pain threshhold.

What the libs don't realize as they hurl their insults at me is that my fellow freepers can outdo their insults any day of the week. And have in my direction, on many occasions.

So after swatting away swarms of freeper killer bees, dealing with liberal gnats is a cakewalk.