[FreeKeys]

Worth chuckles, snickers and nods. And framing. You gotta see the comments at the source, including a rewrite of the commie anthem, "This land is your land!"

[quantim]

You would work hard to find the biggest nuts,

Don't have to.  I've got three hugh walnut trees dropping walnuts by the ton.  My 9-iron is perfect for sending walnuts at few the Volvos still sporting Kerry stickers going down our rural road.

You can recognize them coming from the rotted exhaust system and a little Doppler effect so you know when to start your swing.

[GeronL]

aaahhhh..... nuts

[Cyclops08]

So the Freeper Squirell called the American Fur society and reported the presence of a multitude of chinchillas.

In less than two weeks the chinchillas were rounded up, had their pelts ripped from their still screaming bodies and their meat was fed to hungry Katrina victims.

The grateful Fur Society thanked the squirrels with several truckloads of fresh nuts. And the squirrels started blogs looking for more chinchillas.

More powerfull than guns is the freedom to communicate.
Thank God for Free Republic.