[quantim]

You would work hard to find the biggest nuts,

Don't have to.  I've got three hugh walnut trees dropping walnuts by the ton.  My 9-iron is perfect for sending walnuts at few the Volvos still sporting Kerry stickers going down our rural road.

You can recognize them coming from the rotted exhaust system and a little Doppler effect so you know when to start your swing.

[FreeKeys]

I've got three hugh walnut trees dropping walnuts by the ton. My 9-iron is perfect for sending walnuts at few the Volvos still sporting Kerry stickers going down our rural road.

Sounds like series fun!