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Breasts Not Bombs
The Peace Moonbeam Chronicles ^ | Sept 5, 2005 | Peace Moonbeam

Posted on 09/28/2005 6:59:28 AM PDT by Digital Disaster

September 5, 2005

Berkley, California

Hello all. As Peace Mother Sheehan (PMS) has broken camp and hit the road on her bus tour, it was time for me to come home. I wanted to go along, but unfortunately the last bus available was needed for PMS’s makeup staff, publicist, agent, film crew, acting coach, and spiritual guide.

Anyway, being back home isn’t so bad as there are many things I can do here to end this war, promote gay marriage, save our environment, promote reproductive rights, ban guns, eliminate illiteracy, stop nuclear proliferation, save the whales, outlaw SUVs, dismantle the army, and generally eliminate all conservatives, Christians and Republicans.

The first thing I did was participate in the “Breasts Not Bombs” peace rally downtown. Approximately 30 of us came together to powerfully move against the war by displaying our breasts. We marched for 4 blocks and tied up traffic while singing songs of peace – it was awesome and drew widespread attention, especially from the vocally supportive gentlemen outside the Salvation Army dining hall.

I have to say, however, that I was a little offended when onlookers took up a collection to persuade me to put my top back on. While this was personally hurtful, I will be able to put the $4,862.00 and the 1998 Toyota Tercel to good use. The Super Bowl tickets I gave to my brother.

That’s all for now. Peace.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: activism; berkeley; bombs; breasts; california; hippies; moonbat; peacemoonbeam; peaceprotest
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To: Digital Disaster; All

Read some of the other Peace Moonbeam stories...equally as funny!


41 posted on 09/28/2005 7:54:31 AM PDT by apackof2 (There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. Will Rogers)
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To: GraniteStateConservative

please post a MILF alert on your next picture posting :-)


42 posted on 09/28/2005 2:56:03 PM PDT by Moleman
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To: Digital Disaster

"the last bus available was needed for PMS’s makeup"

WOW...she must be really, really ugly without the makeup, huh?


43 posted on 09/28/2005 4:28:24 PM PDT by Angelas
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After that visual abuse, I vote we go to Hooters!

FC


44 posted on 11/08/2005 10:09:15 PM PST by FunkyChicken
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To: GraniteStateConservative

First woody.


45 posted on 07/15/2006 7:45:38 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Sean Vanity --- Exciting, Exclusive New Developments in the Duke Rape Case -- BARF)
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