Posted on 09/28/2005 6:59:28 AM PDT by Digital Disaster
September 5, 2005
Berkley, California
Hello all. As Peace Mother Sheehan (PMS) has broken camp and hit the road on her bus tour, it was time for me to come home. I wanted to go along, but unfortunately the last bus available was needed for PMS’s makeup staff, publicist, agent, film crew, acting coach, and spiritual guide.
Anyway, being back home isn’t so bad as there are many things I can do here to end this war, promote gay marriage, save our environment, promote reproductive rights, ban guns, eliminate illiteracy, stop nuclear proliferation, save the whales, outlaw SUVs, dismantle the army, and generally eliminate all conservatives, Christians and Republicans.
The first thing I did was participate in the “Breasts Not Bombs” peace rally downtown. Approximately 30 of us came together to powerfully move against the war by displaying our breasts. We marched for 4 blocks and tied up traffic while singing songs of peace – it was awesome and drew widespread attention, especially from the vocally supportive gentlemen outside the Salvation Army dining hall.
I have to say, however, that I was a little offended when onlookers took up a collection to persuade me to put my top back on. While this was personally hurtful, I will be able to put the $4,862.00 and the 1998 Toyota Tercel to good use. The Super Bowl tickets I gave to my brother.
That’s all for now. Peace.
I saw "Breasts not bombs"... so I clicked on thread..
... I must say, I'm dissapointed...
:p
ROFL!! All those years of "hanging out" not being appreciated.. wah. LOL! LOL! God bless these liberals, they are so funny -- especially when they are trying NOT TO BE funny.. lol..
God Bless em if they truly think they look good. It just proves not only are they vision impaired but they are mentally deficient too. We should feel sorry for them.
Unfortunately the images burned into our retinas are gonna cause us some problems too.....
I clicked the link and then my eyes started burning...
Oh heck, I looked. Yikes. lol. And to all those in parts of the country where happenings like these aren't happening YET!! would you PLEASE RETHINK YOUR PUBLIC BREASTFEEDING positions? Yet? gloriosity...
Perhaps the money would be better spent on a plastic surgeon, may I suggest a breast lift?
Hilarious! Great satire.
Thank God I haven't had breakfast yet......that sight made me want to vomit!!! YECCCH!
After seeing the pic, I no longer fear Hell.
PeaceMoonBeam is a riot. Unfortunately this parody is actually based on a real protest. I heard some hippy loon on Michael Medved's show a week or two ago that was exposing herself for "Peace".
They need to roll those things up and put them away.
Under most circumstances I'd take the breasts. In this case, give me the bombs.
The one in the green pants has man-boobs which is scary because she's a woman (I think).
I thought this was a satire piece then I saw the pic of utters.
What does it mean "Breasts" no bombs.
Too funny.
Whew, good save. I can see again.
Bouncy would never do such a thing: 
-Eric
"Hanging out downtown" has taken on a whole new meaning.
Our next campaign is "Tits for Tots".
"Peace? Peace?! I'd like to
find a little peace! You know
what I mean? Nudge, nudge . . ."
They've gone from a 34D to a 36 LONG.
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