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1 posted on 09/20/2005 5:49:41 PM PDT by mdittmar
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I used all my jokes the first 5 times this was posted. But it still is funny.


2 posted on 09/20/2005 5:56:44 PM PDT by msnimje (Cogito Ergo Sum Republican)
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A state and a city were named for Washington.

An automobile and an aircraft carrier were named for Lincoln.

Even Carter got little liver pills...

But William Jefferson Blythe Clinton got his own line of condoms...

One scumbag deserves another...

6 posted on 09/20/2005 6:12:07 PM PDT by okie01 (The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE)
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I wonder if the Clinton one has a built in bent in it?


7 posted on 09/20/2005 6:13:57 PM PDT by U S Army EOD (LET ME KNOW WHERE HANOI JANE FONDA IS WHEN SHE TOURS)
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One of them bends to the left and the other one just keeps dropping down.


8 posted on 09/20/2005 6:16:05 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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Hmmm...

Here's a chance for George H. Bush to vindicate himself from remaining silent on Clinton's trashing of his son's policy.

He should congratulate Bubba on this "honor" on the talk show circuit.

14 posted on 09/20/2005 6:30:13 PM PDT by F16Fighter
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I'm afraid the Thais beat China to it

The "Clinton Plaza" red light area - complete with White House Go-Go, Monica Beer Bar, and Bill's Coffee Shop - opened in 1998 and closed in 2003.


18 posted on 09/20/2005 6:39:14 PM PDT by angkor
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Ironic that if Bill would have capped his little willie with a Clinton, there'd be no stain on the blue dress and we'd have probably never heard of Monica Lewinsky at least not till she fell victim to an Arkancide and was found in Fort Marcy Park.


19 posted on 09/20/2005 6:40:00 PM PDT by DaBroasta (They're not anti-war, they're pi$$ed their pompus ass candidate lost----again!)
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Joy reigns supreme! The imagination is near bursting with all manner of thought as to how best utilize these most apropos products at Hillary's coronation at the demonRAT Natl. Convention in '08.

Possibility #1 We take up a collection and submit an order for the best volume discount we can obtain (in true capitalistic spirit) and purchase said devices. Just before Hillary is to ascend to the podium FReeper volunteers begin hurling about the condoms. Each volunteer will be stationed close by a reporter with a microphone or videocam for best media coverage.

How about some more possibilities?


20 posted on 09/20/2005 6:40:17 PM PDT by doctorhugo (Concerned Citizen and Proud Navy Vet...Damn the torpedoes, ALL AHEAD FLANK)
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bump


23 posted on 09/20/2005 6:50:33 PM PDT by stockpirate (If you are a John Kerry fan check out my about me page, you'll toss your lunch.)
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Too funny. The perfect legacy.


24 posted on 09/20/2005 6:54:16 PM PDT by freekitty
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Is it true that they are also planning a rape kit called Juanita??????

And a dogpatch style loin cloth called 'my dong dont dangle in the dinner soup'? Seems that both would be apropriate to honor ex-prez Klinton??????

25 posted on 09/20/2005 6:59:55 PM PDT by eeriegeno
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I bet some guys will make some profits on ebay from selling these.


26 posted on 09/20/2005 7:00:58 PM PDT by DeweyCA
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These (little) things are going to be worth a fortune. BUYER BEWARE! All profits will go to the DNC.


27 posted on 09/20/2005 7:11:05 PM PDT by manwiththehands
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Funny, but aren't the Chinese just a FEW YEARS late with this???


28 posted on 09/20/2005 7:55:41 PM PDT by blondee123
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bump


29 posted on 09/27/2005 7:26:21 PM PDT by GOPJ (When incentives are switched, patterns change. Until then, it's same old, same old.)
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Your subtitle is hilarious (and true).


31 posted on 06/20/2006 7:43:13 AM PDT by Donna Lee Nardo (+++ DEATH TO ISLAMIC TERRORISTS AND ANIMAL AND CHILD ABUSERS +++)
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Wonder what they’re doing for this election...


32 posted on 11/05/2007 8:56:55 PM PST by GOPJ (Hillary can't stand up to Kucinich & Russert in a fair fight debate? Takes a war room for Hillary?")
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