Here Come the Kooks!

alanburkhart.com ^ | 09-12-05 | Alan Burkhart

[neverhome]

The conspiracy kooks are coming out of the woodwork in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. According to information "obtained" by radio show host Hal Turner, divers have uncovered evidence that explosives were used to break the 17th Street Canal levee in New Orleans. Also, according to an article by kook extraordinaire Ernesto Cienfuegos, this was accomplished by federal agents or military personnel who ended up in a firefight with New Orleans police.

[neverhome]

Never mind the facts... it just has to be Bush's fault, right?

[cripplecreek]

Let's not forget the burning piles of bodies.

[BenLurkin]

Wow.

Some people must be really gullible.

[EggsAckley]

Some people must be really gullible.

Yes. Clinton was elected twice.

[Phantom Lord]

I just hope they don't locate Karl Rove's weather machine.

[BenLurkin]

Yes.

Whatever happened to "fool me once . . ."?

[Sax]

I heard the Kool-Aid man wearing scuba gear came busting through the levee yelling "OOOH YEAH!" That's the information that I have obtained.

[texianyankee]

You just wait.....It wont be long until we start hearing,
"what happened to the 10,000 bodies?" "It's a cover-up!"

[syriacus]

All the streets in New Orleans are named "Blame Street"

That's why their evacuation plans were so confusing.

[neverhome]

I heard the Kool-Aid man wearing scuba gear came busting through the levee yelling "OOOH YEAH!" That's the information that I have obtained.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!?!?
:p

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

The photo in the article leads me to have strong doubts that the troops dynamited the levee. Isn't it quite possible that Godzilla blasted it with that ray of fire that comes out of his mouth?

[hombre_sincero]

http://www.gohotsprings.com/usa/modules.php?op=modload&name=Sections&file=index&req=viewarticle&artid=36&page=1

I saved a good article from here called:

Twenty-Five Ways To Suppress Truth:
The Rules of Disinformation

1. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
2. Become incredulous and indignant
3. Create rumor mongers
4. Use a straw man
5. Sidetrack opponents with name calling, ridicule
6. Hit and Run
7. Question motives
8. Invoke authority
9. Play Dumb
10.Associate opponent charges with old news
11.Establish and rely upon fall-back positions
12.Enigmas have no solution
13.Alice in Wonderland Logic
14.Demand complete solutions
15.Fit the facts to alternate conclusions
16.Vanish evidence and witnesses
17.Change the subject
18.Emotionalize, Antagonize, and Goad
19.Ignore facts, demand impossible proofs
20.False evidence
21.Call a Grand Jury, Special Prosecutor
22.Manufacture a new truth
23.Create bigger distractions
24.Silence critics
25.Vanish

I believe this article and the first few comments are covered in #5 above!


The rules are not ONLY for leftist radicals!

[Lando Lincoln]

Great article!

Lando

[Armedanddangerous]

Folks

Let's face it, without wingnuts like that crowd, plus the Saddam lovers, the extreme Gay rights nuts and the far far kook fringe, our lives would be largely devoid of things to laugh at.

[alice_in_bubbaland]

LOL! Good one! I've also heard that the Russians have the technology to change the weather and have been doing so for years. The documented source is "Coast to Coast"! ..... rolling eyes... :o)

[bonfire]

"Let's not forget the burning piles of bodies."

Warehouses full of shoes, gold fillings and bling bling....

[Phantom Lord]

I heard a few minutes of a coast to coast show a few weeks back about "weather manipulation" and some kook called in claiming to be a weather manipulator. It was pretty clear he was an idiot looking to hear his voice on the radio.

[neverhome]

Great article!

Famous quote... "...thanks, Lando..." - Han Solo

[Little Ray]

And don't forget the Scalar Howitzer...

[neverhome]

My all-time fav at Coast2Coast was an interview with...
"Morgan The Vampire"
Morgan revealed that the US Gov't has for years been skimming from blood banks for the vampire subculture... so that they don't bite the necks of constituents.

I was in tears of laughter.