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Balls-up leaves testicle cookers hanging (That is actually the headline)
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Posted on 09/07/2005 3:21:14 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
41
posted on
09/07/2005 6:11:51 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(I am not mean. You're just a sissy.)
To: feinswinesuksass
42
posted on
09/07/2005 6:13:27 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(I am not mean. You're just a sissy.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
The winning entry was cooked in a Jamaican "Jerk Sauce"
"It's the biggest Jamaican platter I've ever seen! Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk pork... Is there any meat this man can't jerk?"
-- Hermes, on "Futurama".
To: feinswinesuksass
IIRC, Laura Ingraham had one of them, um, one of the organizers on to talk about the festival.
To: martin_fierro; Felicity Fahrquar
Yeah, they make a nice little marsoupial out of 'em. BAD Martin. Very bad..
45
posted on
09/07/2005 7:53:02 PM PDT
by
Experiment 6-2-6
(Previously known as Pookie Me, a Freeper since 7 September 1998. All who joined later are newbies!)
To: Experiment 6-2-6
46
posted on
09/07/2005 8:01:38 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(_____oooo_( ° ¿ ° )_oooo_____)
To: Billthedrill
Why is the kangaroo licking his testicles?????
Because he can.
47
posted on
09/07/2005 9:58:13 PM PDT
by
Defiant
(Dar al Salaam will exist when the entire world submits to American leadership.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
48
posted on
09/07/2005 9:58:54 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. -- George Burns)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
...after beating off... Are we allowed to say stuff like that here???
49
posted on
09/07/2005 10:09:50 PM PDT
by
Misty Memory
(Liberals love the idea of humanity in general, they hate individuals in particular.)
To: EveningStar
THere's no pardon for a first ping.
50
posted on
09/07/2005 10:32:19 PM PDT
by
dangus
To: Billthedrill
Two homosexuals walk by the kangaroo, first one says to the other, "Dude, sure wish I could do that!"
Second homosexual says, "You'd better ask the kangaroo first!"
51
posted on
09/07/2005 10:36:13 PM PDT
by
Babu
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget; glock rocks; don-o; carlo3b
I don't even want to comment on this one.
52
posted on
09/07/2005 10:44:28 PM PDT
by
ChefKeith
( If Diplomacy worked, then we would be sitting here talking...)
To: Xenalyte; EveningStar
IRCC Jack In the Box caught putting kangaroo meat in their buns back in the early 80's. Very true.
53
posted on
09/07/2005 11:23:21 PM PDT
by
sully777
(The Religion Of Peace apparently kills!)
To: Defiant
>>>>>Why is the kangaroo licking his testicles?????
The Tabasco Sauce was a wee tad spicy.
54
posted on
09/08/2005 3:45:49 AM PDT
by
.cnI redruM
("No wonder [Bob Denver's] dead. Bush left him on that island." -NRO)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I can add no value to this thread. The headline covers it all.
55
posted on
09/08/2005 5:10:27 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Warning.... Contents under pressure....If you don't like what I say, don't read it !)
To: Hi Heels
56
posted on
09/08/2005 5:10:48 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Warning.... Contents under pressure....If you don't like what I say, don't read it !)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
One day a tourist was in Spain and he decided to stop into a restaurant to get something to eat. He couldn't decipher what was on the menu, so he ordered "The Special."
Upon receiving his dish, he asked what the two large balls on his plate were, and the waiter replied, "Senor, those are the testicles of the bull that was killed in the stadium today."
The tourist was a bit apprehensive, but he tried them anyway. He found that they were delicious, so the next day he decided to return. He again ordered the special and got his two large round balls.
The next day he showed up, ordered the special, but got two small balls. He asked the waiter why, and the waiter replied,
wait for it...
"But senor, the bull, he does not always lose."
To: martin_fierro
Q. How do they harvest kangaroo bal-, er, testicles?
A. Well, first you've got to
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
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posted on
09/08/2005 5:53:05 AM PDT
by
pa_dweller
(levy = a tax <__> levee = an embankment for protection from floods)
To: pa_dweller
...beating off stiff competition???
There was no innuendo there.
To: cjshapi
A "left 'em hanging" ping.
60
posted on
09/08/2005 8:27:35 AM PDT
by
Junior
(Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
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