I told you the latest one was cancelled for legal reasons. It was, however, a real offer... as were the others.
I guess you just have to do it to hoist us on our own petards... but I suspect it will be you who is hoisted.
I'll tell you what. Just to see how real your challenge is. Why don't you write a windows virus that does exactly what you claim. If you avoid prosecution, I'll write one for Macs.