True, they're Repubs first and conservatives second, when it should be the other way around. Plus, if you've ever thought of voting for anyone named Clinton, you aren't a conservative. I think this article was posted just so the OP could say "See, they are cracking up."
Actually I would say that they are not even Rupubs first. They are actually more old-style democrats in that they don't think there is any issue that the federal government should not be involved in.