"Ahh, yes, but I am the Master Machine Controller, High Priest of Power, Guru of Gasoline, and Exalted Keeper of the Most Holy Switch. The ranks of the mechanized bow before me, for I, alone, stand as intermediary between them and The Infinite EMF."
(Now THAT is effin' SCARY! I'm gonna have nightmoares because of that...for weeks. And it's all your fault!)
BWA-HA-HA-HAHA!!! That's good! You got that on your bio page?
No. I try to be modest. 8o) But now that I've blown my cover, I may as well add it.