Potential Republican Crack-Up

[NicknamedBob]

"Time has inexorably shown that the only existence which defines reality exists in stoic acquittals, which can neither be proven nor rendered spurious......... "

Or, as Uncle Walter used to say, "That's the way it is!"

[TAquinas]

I got to memorize some of those lines. I could impress a lot of girls.

[NicknamedBob]

How about this one. "The higher, the fewer!"

[A CA Guy]

I had an appointment with a kinesiologist regarding biomechanical issues! I was off as well, but fixed it.

[Tax-chick]

I'm surprised this didn't go 1,000 over night.

Another day of camp for the boys, yippee!

[trisham]

You can tell this person isn't a conservative.

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You got that right. Well said.

[Tax-chick]

Love your new tagline!

[trisham]

Thanks!

[GrammaBear]

Thank you for the thoughts and prayers for my family and I during the recent passing and funeral of my mother. It was a difficult time for us, but we console ourselves with the thought that she is in a better place and is no longer suffering. I just wanted all of you to know each of you is appreciated very much.
GrammaBear

[Asphalt]

you frighten me, I just hope I never get like frangasorpof.
Rettigaflavbew?

[international american]

""Objective consideration of contemporay phenomena compels the conclusion that success or failure in competitive activities exhibits no tendency to be commensurate with innate capacity, but that a considerable element of the unpredictable must invariably be taken into account.""



Good God !!!!

[international american]

I can write puhswaydo-intellectual crap with the best of em : )

[international american]

"Blapnorp gingamorph?
Klatta gringarck?"

Okay, I'll take 2 of each.

[TAquinas]

"How about this one. "The higher, the fewer!""

A pyramid organizational structure?

[NicknamedBob]

"I can write puhswaydo-intellectual crap with the best of em."

If it's translatable to Human, I'll make the effort. I still can't get a handle on Deanspeak, yet. Not sure I want to.

Ted Kennedy understands him though. Of course, Ted Kennedy understands Dolphin, the curse-words, anyway.

[NicknamedBob]

"Objective consideration of contemporay phenomena compels the conclusion that" = "I was jes' thinkin'"

"success or failure in competitive activities" = "winning or losing"

"exhibits no tendency to be commensurate with innate capacity," = "ain't about how good you are,"

"but that a considerable element of the unpredictable must invariably be taken into account." = "but how lucky you are."

So this:

"Objective consideration of contemporay phenomena compels the conclusion that success or failure in competitive activities exhibits no tendency to be commensurate with innate capacity, but that a considerable element of the unpredictable must invariably be taken into account."

Translates to this:


"I was jes' thinkin', winning or losing ain't about how good you are, but how lucky you are."

It may sound impressive, but it isn't even empirically true!

[international american]

That guy never should have gone to college.

[Darksheare]

Harrark, mewgorph ingliiiktch jurrerup...
*cough*

I mean..
Morning, it'll be a long time before you get that bad.

[Darksheare]

Unjuggie!
;-)

I fear I may have inspired something unintentionally..

[NicknamedBob]

"That guy never should have gone to college."

But he got his sheepskin! -- While I sneaked out the side door with an education!