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Potential Republican Crack-Up

Posted on 07/31/2005 1:19:25 PM PDT by KMB

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To: Darksheare

That's because you wouldn't listen to your mother! ;)


4,381 posted on 08/20/2005 3:48:26 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

I've always been quiet, mostly because I am next youngest out of seven sibs. They were (are) all VERY talented and I was so overwhelmed by it that I had an inferiority complex for years.

My sister and I are 15 months apart, and until we were 11 and 12, we had been dressed alike for the most part because we were the same size. Then I began to grow and she didn't. And I was more of an outcast than ever...but I was athletic, and that made up for a lot of the talents I didn't (don't) have. I was always the first one chosen by the captain of any of the sports I played, so that made up for the fact that I couldn't ride a horse very well...or paint, or write, or....

Anyway, I have a pretty neat family here, and I love them (you) all.

:o]


4,382 posted on 08/20/2005 3:49:41 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Can I have your beets?)
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To: Monkey Face

Three Years?

You don't seem shy to me. :-)


4,383 posted on 08/20/2005 3:51:07 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; tuliptree76; King Prout
...a la Radar o'Reilly...

Well, I was thinking a la J. S., but Radar will do in a pinch.

Hope all are having a good weekend. I, for one, am happy NOT to be crashing a computer today; I reserve that pleasure for the office (<SARC>Monday promises to be stellar in that regard</SARC>).

Gotta run... Well, actually, the mower's gotta run; I have to walk behind it. Oops, not now, I guess. I just looked out back and the kids have got the kiddie pool full of water and are presently engaged in a battle to empty it over each others heads by the quart and half-gallon. Mind you, they didn't go out there prepared for this; not in swimsuits or anything like that. So they're in shirts and pants, just sopping wet and hurling water at each other having a ball.

I might have to join them. 8o)

4,384 posted on 08/20/2005 3:52:17 PM PDT by HKMk23 ('Re you gonna eat that?)
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To: DJ MacWoW

Hey, I'm on FR now!
*chuckle*


4,385 posted on 08/20/2005 3:55:14 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: Darksheare

Wow.

Heavy.


4,386 posted on 08/20/2005 3:56:20 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: HKMk23

Good luck with the machines.
They are here to watch us and attack without warning:




The sewing machine was laying in wait for it's prey, it's bobbins salivating multi-colored thread in anticipation. It's speed control pedal quivered nervously as it's needle moved impatiently. Suddenly it spotted an unsuspecting shirt laying peacefully on the 'mending' pile.
*It sprung!*
The shirt was caught! It struggled mightily, but was overpowered by the 'active grip' dogs on the sewing machine's plate. The needle hummed to life and the shirt was done for. The thread stitched viciously in and out of the shirt as it twitched it's death throes!
Victorious, the sewing machine hummed over it's gruesome booty. Then waited for it's next victim....


4,387 posted on 08/20/2005 3:56:41 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

LOL!
There's a LOT of that going around!
LOL!


4,388 posted on 08/20/2005 3:57:51 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Can I have your beets?)
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To: DJ MacWoW
I thought everyone was smarter than me. And I was very used to being lambasted for my views.

Ditto.

4,389 posted on 08/20/2005 3:58:26 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face
Goodness! As a teenager, I thought everyone wanted to hear my opinion. LOL

I don't know about my talents. I guess I have some. And I'm not quite as "mouthy" as I was when I was younger. I can't run as fast now. ;)

4,390 posted on 08/20/2005 4:00:18 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: Monkey Face

They just complain endlessly until they figure out Mom is right! LOL


4,391 posted on 08/20/2005 4:01:41 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: fanfan

"...You don't seem shy to me. :-)"

I am shy. But I was in customer service for 20 years (the only way to overccome a fear is to grab it by the horns...) so I know how to get along with people.

On this thread, I can be myself. And nobody minds. :o]


4,392 posted on 08/20/2005 4:01:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Can I have your beets?)
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To: fanfan

Isn't it nice to find out we were just in the wrong niche?


4,393 posted on 08/20/2005 4:02:42 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: HKMk23

Awwww....go join them, ya big lug!


4,394 posted on 08/20/2005 4:03:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Can I have your beets?)
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To: Darksheare

WOW! That sounds like my sewing machine! Woo-hoo! Twins!
*snort*


4,395 posted on 08/20/2005 4:04:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Can I have your beets?)
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To: All
This is what I wanted to get you all, last night.

The link is for Majic100, in Ottawa.

They have a wonderful "Saturday Night "70's " show. Well, I love it anyway. I'm getting off the net now, but have this playing.

Kid's are out. Bye, gotta go,enjoy if you want. :-)

4,396 posted on 08/20/2005 4:10:04 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face; All
On this thread, I can be myself. And nobody minds. :o]

Why would we mind?

We LIKE you!

G'nite.

4,397 posted on 08/20/2005 4:13:07 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Darksheare

Ahh, yes, but I am the Master Machine Controller, High Priest of Power, Guru of Gasoline, and Exalted Keeper of the Most Holy Switch. The ranks of the mechanized bow before me, for I, alone, stand as intermediary between them and The Infinite EMF.


4,398 posted on 08/20/2005 4:14:01 PM PDT by HKMk23 ('Re you gonna eat that?)
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To: DJ MacWoW

Like showering with nice soap on a stinking hot day!

Good night. :-)


4,399 posted on 08/20/2005 4:16:31 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: HKMk23

"Ahh, yes, but I am the Master Machine Controller, High Priest of Power, Guru of Gasoline, and Exalted Keeper of the Most Holy Switch. The ranks of the mechanized bow before me, for I, alone, stand as intermediary between them and The Infinite EMF."

(Now THAT is effin' SCARY! I'm gonna have nightmoares because of that...for weeks. And it's all your fault!)

BWA-HA-HA-HAHA!!! That's good! You got that on your bio page?


4,400 posted on 08/20/2005 4:17:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Can I have your beets?)
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