[writer33]

Body Cavity Ping!

[cripplecreek]

Ive never been to New York but I feel strangely compelled to visit soon.

[writer33]

Body Cavity Ping!

[gate2wire]

This sould be perfectly fine with a great deal of new yorkers.:-)

[tet68]

I understand there is a large influx of men from San
Francisco who can't wait to ride the subway.

[Petronski]

I hope it's not as bad as that cavity search I had to undergo at the I-80 rest stop yesterday. Pretty tight security for a public rest stop, I'd say. And no uniforms for security personnel, either. It's a good thing I'm a trusting citizen . . .

[SandRat]

This is really from Scrapple Face isn't it. Come on you can tell us. Or is it from the Onion, or the Village Voice?

[pipecorp]

Follow up to the story: Several riders have complained of slippery seats, grab rails, stairs and floors. Transit officials are looking into these complaints are currently planning to add two additional janitors to clean up the "leakage".

Union officials were pleased by the increase of "good jobs at good wages".

[international american]

"“I don’t feel safe,” said Mayani Sakat, a 25-year old Arab woman, tiptoeing through a Manhattan subway station. “It’s so frightening. All you hear is the snapping of rubber gloves.”"



R O T F L M A O

[roylene]

Body Cavity Searches to Begin on New York Subway

yahooo, finally some action.

[Brad’s Gramma]

I (ahem) feel SOOOOOOOOO safe now. Phew.

Thanks for the cutting edge, um, NEWS, writer! ;)

[johnb838]

As long as you don't notice that the cavity checker has both hands on your shoulders as he's doing the examination.

[COUNTrecount]

In New York City, lawyers drew up detailed guidelines to make sure citizens’ privacy rights are protected, as well as full sterilization is provided

That's quite a deal for $1.50

[Blood of Tyrants]

They would have people lining up to volunteer in San Francisco. (Yea, I know it's you, Chris ;^)

[writer33]

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[writer33]

Stealing a ping list ping! You won't be pinged again!

[nopardons]

This is just nuts! Where is the writer getting this info from...the fillings in his teeth?

[speedy]

Good job, Chris. Who among us doesn't like a hands-on government? Thanks for bringing us the hole story.

[righttackle44]

Is it true that the bookings from San Francisco
to JFK have tripled since they instituted these
searches?

[bitt]

All you hear is the snapping of rubber gloves.


sweet.