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Arkansas Democratic Party Maxes-Out Credit
The Arizona Conservative ^ | July 21, 2005 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/21/2005 6:27:44 PM PDT by John Semmens

The state Democratic Party chairman, Bobo Chickpuss, says the party has used up its $150,000 line of credit.

As it turns out, nearly half the money was spent on calls to so-called “900 sex talk” lines.

“The working girls on these lines are voters,” said Chickpuss. “Calling them is part of our outreach program to people we feel would be receptive to the Democratic Party’s message.”

The outreach program was former Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton’s idea. Started in 1989, the program has drawn many of these women in to work with Democratic Party officials on various matters.


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1 posted on 07/21/2005 6:27:46 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Give hillary! $1,000 and she'll get them out of debt fast.


2 posted on 07/21/2005 6:28:44 PM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: John Semmens

YOMANS


3 posted on 07/21/2005 6:28:56 PM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
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To: John Semmens

this has got to be a joke


4 posted on 07/21/2005 6:29:41 PM PDT by sassbox
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To: John Semmens

I don't care who y'are....

That's funny, right there now!


5 posted on 07/21/2005 6:30:33 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Carry Daily, Apply Sparingly)
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To: sassbox

I've been a bad boy. Beat me, whip me.......make me write bad checks!


6 posted on 07/21/2005 6:31:26 PM PDT by commonasdirt (Reading DU so you won't hafta)
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To: John Semmens
...outreach program to people we feel would be receptive to the Democratic Party’s message."

Cruising skid row and college dorms.

7 posted on 07/21/2005 6:34:39 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity ("A litany of complaints is not a plan." -- G.W. Bush, regarding Sen. Kerry's lack of vision)
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Bobo Chickpuss

That's priceless.

8 posted on 07/21/2005 6:35:15 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity ("A litany of complaints is not a plan." -- G.W. Bush, regarding Sen. Kerry's lack of vision)
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The state ...Democratic Party’s ...“900 sex talk” lines... was former Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton’s idea.

Too easy, but I couldn't resist.

9 posted on 07/21/2005 6:35:49 PM PDT by kddid (Hope springs eternal.)
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To: John Semmens

Very good satire.


10 posted on 07/21/2005 6:43:15 PM PDT by The Phantom FReeper (So? People in Hell want ice water.)
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To: commonasdirt
I've been a bad boy. Beat me, whip me.......make me write bad checks!

Jerry Springer...is that you?

Or is that Bob Beckel?

The use of personal checks to Prostitutes seems to be the M.O. of the moron LIEberlas!

11 posted on 07/21/2005 6:49:07 PM PDT by Itzlzha ("The avalanche has already started...it is too late for the pebbles to vote")
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To: John Semmens

The NAG gals & sex talk line. Throw in the unions & a few layers & that covers the Dem party.


12 posted on 07/22/2005 2:05:18 PM PDT by Digger (Outsource CONgr)
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To: John Semmens

Funny stuff, as are the others at your site. Thanks for the laugh!


13 posted on 07/22/2005 2:21:24 PM PDT by LucyJo
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