Posted on 07/21/2005 12:13:55 PM PDT by peacebaby
[Snicker]
LOL!! I got half way through it and was thinking, "My wife would never tolerate this crap!"
That is cute. For some reason it reminded me of this mother in-law joke:
Dear Tide,
I'm writing to you to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.
In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I had a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well.
I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide and all of the stains came out.
So well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative! I thank you, once again, for a great product.
I now have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
***************
LOL!!
I was married to his brother ;)
Wanna go out for lunch sometime sweetie?
It takes a sense of humor to survive a marriage, doesn't it?
Thanks for the sage advice. Maybe I'll ease up a little on the wife...And hide the golf clubs.
Lunch? No, dinner, followed by drinks at HIS COUNTRY CLUB at HIS EXPENSE! But first we shop at Neimans' with HIS AMEX CARD!
Geez! And there some people who don't believe in the death penalty.
I'm sorry to hear about Bob. He sounds like a really nice guy. Until I read about his ... er, accident ... I was going to commiserate and tell him I experience many of the same problems with my wife who is only 37.
Well, you know what they say about paybacks!
I'm "sitting" pretty, what with his life insurance.
Sorry he wasn't "sitting" well last time I saw him.
Dumb and crude.
Dumb, yes. Is suppose to be.
Crude? Much less crude that 50% of the posts on the FreeRepublic.
Nonetheless, I never like to offend. My apologies.
"""I'm sorry to hear about Bob. He sounds like a really nice guy."""
He'll be missed!
Don't apologize. Ignore him or tell him to stuff it, but you didn't do anything to apologize for.
Hun,
Don't apologize. FR is an equal opportunity offense site. Someone will always be offended.
Hah! May I send this to the ladies on my email distribution list, please?
absolutely. We gals need to stick together.
Burn your bras, honey! Throw the man out with the dish water!
BTW: my husband and I have 25 years of marriage behind us!
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