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If I were doing a Podcast now, I would record the sound of me ripping a tag off my mattress. Why? Because that would record a GREATER crime than that committed by Karl Rove. However, my advice to Karl Rove is NOT to replicate that stunt. The Democrats are so DESPERATE to get him that they would probably call for a new Grand Jury to investigate Rove's mattress tag ripping crime.

The Internet is now in the process of yet ANOTHER rapid change with Podcasting catching on like wildfire. I plan to join this revolution soon with DUmmie FUnnies Podcasts. Of course an essential part of my Podcasts would be the traditional grovel and plea to Mary Matalin to meet with me to discuss a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for comix PLUS other goodies) deal. However, if Mary wants to spare me publicly humiliating myself on the Podcast, she can always contact me about the book deal at: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmies FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 07/19/2005 5:23:11 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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1st?


2 posted on 07/19/2005 5:24:30 AM PDT by ReeWalker (GET OVER IT!!!)
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PING!


3 posted on 07/19/2005 5:24:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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"If It Fails...I am one in the million man march with a rifle!"


Move over Howard Dean, the bell tower's about to get a bit more crowded.


5 posted on 07/19/2005 5:26:47 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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Top 10


6 posted on 07/19/2005 5:27:06 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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Top 10?


10 posted on 07/19/2005 5:29:07 AM PDT by The_Victor (Doh!... stupid tagline)
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"The Plame scandal was just a Rove set up to distract us from the Downing Street Memo."

"The DSM was a Rove job to distract us from the Diebold voting machines."

"The war in Iraq was created by Rove to distract from Bush's 1975 drunk driving arrest."


11 posted on 07/19/2005 5:31:53 AM PDT by linkinpunk
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Holy Cow! Top 50!


12 posted on 07/19/2005 5:32:20 AM PDT by CSM ( If the government has taken your money, it has fulfilled its Social Security promises. (dufekin))
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If It Fails...I am one in the million man march with a rifle! The end with the hole is the dangerous end, DUmmie.
13 posted on 07/19/2005 5:33:12 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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Top 20?!?! YES!!

It is sad (but so much fun) to watch their continuing disappointment! They grasp from straw to straw in their on-going delusions of seeing evil/tyranical Bush being impeached and sent to prison. Idiots....every last one of them!

16 posted on 07/19/2005 5:43:01 AM PDT by mozrock (Is progressive American a euphemism for communist?)
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If plamegate fizzles................

"If"? "IF"?! How can you say, "If"?! Don't you BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE?????

Look, Gannon failed because some people said, "If."

DSM flopped because people said, "If."

Don't you know, the Great Pumpkin will not show up in our pumpkin patch if you start saying, "If"!!

18 posted on 07/19/2005 5:48:25 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (We DO believe! Wedowedowedo!)
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Who is stopping Dean, Kerry, Hillary from continuing to speak up on it?

[Good news! Yesterday Barney “My Boy Lollipop” suggested on Hardball that Karl Rove be impeached. For what crime, I haven’t the foggiest idea.]

Ok PJ, was 'impeach' Rove used by Bwarney? I gotta know, cause this would be hilarous.

Rove cannot be impeached, he was never elected to anything for heaven's sake. I really hope the Frankster said that.

19 posted on 07/19/2005 5:48:45 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Rove -- "They've got me surrounded --- the poor bastards")
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"Plamegate":


20 posted on 07/19/2005 5:51:38 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (They never learn.)
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October is when the grand jury investigation ends. On the 16th, I believe.

LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Mocking the DUmmies like that. . . .

October 16: THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED!

Again.

23 posted on 07/19/2005 5:54:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (They never learn.)
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PJ, I think you've found a new acronym!

LFM = Liberal Fantasy Mirage

26 posted on 07/19/2005 6:04:21 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Many Democrats are not weak Americans. But nearly all weak Americans are Democrats.)
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October is when the grand jury investigation ends. On the 16th, I believe.

October 31, actually, is the day when the Great Pumpkin comes.

31 posted on 07/19/2005 6:10:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (They never learn.)
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On the 16th, I believe.

You said, "I believe"! Bless you!!!

I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

32 posted on 07/19/2005 6:11:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (They never learn.)
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So do we begin pushing the DSM again?

I would start with the National Guard story again,the phony documents for that one are should be done.
The new phony DSM papers will still take a couple of months.

36 posted on 07/19/2005 6:22:56 AM PDT by carlr
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"...a prosecutor, who, even though Repub, is probably in the 71% who don't like this sort of thing and no doubt is ambitious."

Be careful what you ask for. The Plame investigation is headed towards charges that Wilson, Plane, and the NYT leaked classified info to each other and misrepresented that info to the public to try to influence 04 election.

Like Mary Mapes, Plame will remind Amercians that they can't trust your stalking horse, the MSM. And without the MSM to run point for the Dems - by distorting the truth and omitting facts - the Dems will never win another presidency or regain control of Congress.

Have fun wandering the political wilderness for the next decade.


39 posted on 07/19/2005 6:34:27 AM PDT by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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>>>>If It Fails...I am one in the million man march with a rifle!

Wow, I hope he has a license for that rifle. He'd better also wait his ten day waiting period. Oh, and while he's at it, I expect to see a ballistic fingerprint for that weapon....
43 posted on 07/19/2005 6:53:53 AM PDT by .cnI redruM ("Something must be done, even if it doesn't work," Bob Geldof)
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[I’m looking for a great story soon about Katie Holmes splitting from Tom Cruise. . . .]

Unfortunately, Katie has a cold sore, so DUmmie stevenumbers--sorry, bud, you're out of luck.


47 posted on 07/19/2005 7:16:27 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (They never learn.)
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