[freedumb2003]

For all the poking fun I've done with Pitt over the months, I do recognize that he can think and he can analyze and he can write, in a fashion

In a fashion of a 9ht grader in his/her first creative writing class. Pitt writes purple prose. He uses short sentences. For emphasis. Because it gets attention. And seems intellectual. And he uses big words. Because they too look "smart." Because no one else owns a thesaurus.

Even his self-inflated name "William Rivers Pitt" suggests an inferiority complex. I mean that is quite a handle for a substitute high school teacher.

I suggest that Will Pitt ALWAYS be referred to as Pied Piper Purple Prose Pitt.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

I suggest that Will Pitt ALWAYS be referred to as Pied Piper Purple Prose Pitt.

 

I dunno, I kinda like PunIdiot Pitt........LOL It suits his writing style, which is in a word tedious!

[Chappaquiddick Crawdad]

You know, I think Wee Willy Pitt could be a decent writer, but he gets hung up on using way too many convenient little rhetorical devices. The use of short sentences for emphasis that you mentioned is one of them. Anaphora, I believe it's called. He really needs to stop that: it's exasperating.